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Now, I am going to tell you a story about my life in the hopes of finally getting you to straighten yourself out
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Malcolm in the Middle

Now, I am going to tell youa story about my life in the hopes of finally getting youto...

Now, I am going to tell youa story about my life in the hopes of finally getting youto straighten yourself out. In the coming hours, you are going to hear thingsthat are going to horrify you. It sounds illuminating, sir,but I have biology. I've taken the libertyof canceling your next three classes. Son, do you knowwhat a wet nurse is?

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Now I am going to tell you a story about my life
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in the hopes of finally getting you to straighten yourself out
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In the coming hours
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you are going to hear things that are going to horrify you
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It sounds illuminating sir but I have biology
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I've taken the liberty of canceling your next three classes
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Son do you know what a wet nurse is
Available in 5 languages
Duration
25 seconds
Views
171
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:55
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Season
1
Episode
12
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
S03 • E19 Great pancakes, Dad(!) - Malcolm in the Middle 00:25
Great pancakes, Dad(!)
S01 • E01 These are good cookies.: Yeah... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
These are good cookies.: Yeah...
S04 • E03 Tell us something. We are not tired. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Tell us something. We are not tired.
S01 • E05 And you made fun of me when I bought this mesh underwear. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:17
And you made fun of me when I bought this mesh underwear.
S03 • E07 Thanks for offering it to me, boys. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:21
Thanks for offering it to me, boys.
S01 • E08 Wait... wait. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:11
Wait... wait.
S03 • E12 I've always loved Elnett. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:20
I've always loved Elnett.
S01 • E13 * Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me * - Malcolm in the Middle 00:07
* Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me *
S01 • E03 * Skyrockets in flight * * Afternoon delight... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:44
* Skyrockets in flight * * Afternoon delight...
S01 • E13 * Town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with some energy * - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
* Town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with...
S05 • E12 Um... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Um...
S07 • E02 I can play this game as long as you can, Lois. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
I can play this game as long as you can, Lois.
S01 • E08 Thank you, Dabney. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:42
Thank you, Dabney.
S01 • E06 Mrs. Kenarbin can be a tad strict. She doesn't know that sometimes boys have to be boys. Am I right? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Mrs. Kenarbin can be a tad strict. She doesn't know...
S01 • E13 * Well, I talk about it, talk about it talk about it, talk about it * * Talk about, talk about talk about movin' * Should I be impressed or horrified? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:59
* Well, I talk about it, talk about it talk about it, talk...
S01 • E14 Wow. Your father's lack of responsibility is both terrifying and... oddly thrilling. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:10
Wow. Your father's lack of responsibility is both...
S05 • E21 Dosyæ not good? At this place enough! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:29
Dosyæ not good? At this place enough!
S05 • E19 The yellow sky. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
The yellow sky.
S01 • E16 I can do this. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:08
I can do this.
S01 • E10 You know, you were named after Rusty, Malcolm. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:55
You know, you were named after Rusty, Malcolm.