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Oh, hi

Malcolm in the Middle

I quit. Bye

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E05 • 2000

Oh, hi. Don't worry. I'd never hurt Barney. He's part of the family. Just like I'm partof the family, right? And since a big partof this family is being such a huge phony and launchingsecret investigations against each other I thought I'd join in. Personal computers are great. You can file tax returns,medical records embarrassing private E-mail... A little security tip, though. Never use your birthdate as your password. And hiding thingsin a fake salt can? That's just silly. I don't know who Melissa is but she sure wearsa lot of lipstick. Anyway, I think I hear you guys pulling up in the driveway so let's just leave it at this: I quit. Bye

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Oh hi

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Don't worry

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I'd never hurt Barney

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He's part of the family

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Just like I'm part of the family right

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And since a big part of this family

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is being such a huge phony

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and launching secret investigations

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against each other

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I thought I'd join in

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Personal computers are great

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You can file tax returns medical records

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embarrassing private E mail

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A little security tip though

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Never use your birthdate

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as your password

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And hiding things in a fake salt can

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That's just silly

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I don't know who Melissa is

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but she sure wears a lot of lipstick

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Anyway I think I hear you guys

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pulling up in the driveway

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so let's just leave it at this

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I quit

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Bye

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أه مرحبا

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لا تقلقوا

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لن آذي بارن أبدا

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إنه جزء من العائلة

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وأنا جزء منها أيضا أليس كذلك

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وبما ان هناك جزء كبير من العائلة

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يحبون الكذب

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وتستخدم وسائل للتجسس

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ضد بعضهاالبعض

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ضننت أني سأنظم

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الكمبيوترات الشخصية شيء عظيم

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ملفات الضرائب السجلات الطبية

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رسائل ايمايل خاصة ومحرجة

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نصيحة أمنية صغيرة

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لا تستخدم أبدا تاريخ ميلادك

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ككلمة سر

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وتخبئون أشياء في علبة الملح المزيفة

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ذلك سخيف

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لا أعرف ميليسا

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لكنها بالتأكيد تضع بعض من أحمر الشفاه

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على كل حال أستطيع الاحساس بأنكم

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منزعجون جدا

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لننته من الأمر

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أنا أستقيل

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وداعا

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Oh salut

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Ne vous inquiétez pas

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Je ferais jamais de mal à Barney

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Il fait partie de la famille

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Comme moi hein

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Et comme une bonne partie de cette famille

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Est un gros mensonge

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Qui consiste principalement à s espionner les uns les autres

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Je me suis dit que j allais participer

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Les ordinateurs personnels sont supers

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On peut y enregistrer sa comptabilité son dossier médical

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Ses e mail privés bien embarrassants

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Un petit conseil de sécurité cependant

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N utilisez jamais votre date de naissance

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Comme mot de passe

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Quant à cacher des trucs dans des salières vides

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C est vraiment pas malin

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Je sais pas qui est Mélissa

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Mais en tout cas elle met beaucoup de rouge à lèvre

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Enfin bref je crois vous entendre vous garer dans l allée

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Alors je vais faire court

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Je démissionne

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Bye

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Oh hi

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Don't worry

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I'd never hurt Barney

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He's part of the family

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Just likeI'mpart of the family right

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And since a big part of this family

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is being such a huge phony

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and launching secret investigations

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against each other

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I thought I'd join in

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Personal computers are great

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You can file tax returns medical records

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embarrassing private e mail

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A little security tip though

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Never use your birthdate

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as your password

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And hiding things in a fake salt can

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That's just silly

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I don't know who Melissa is

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but she sure wears a lot of lipstick

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Anyway I think I hear you guys

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pulling up in the driveway

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so let's just leave it at this

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I quit

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Bye

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Ah hola No se preocupen

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Nunca lastimaría a Barney Es parte de la familia

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Igual que yo soy parte de la familia verdad

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Y como ser parte de esta familia es ser un gran farsante

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e iniciar investigaciones secretas unos de otros

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se me ocurrió unírmeles Las computadoras son magníficas

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Puedes enviar pagos de impuestos historiales médicos

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correos electrónicos bochornosos

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Una sugerencia de seguridad

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nunca usen su fecha de nacimiento como su clave de acceso

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Y esconder cosas en una lata de sal Eso es simplemente ingenuo

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No sé quién sea Melissa pero vaya que sí usa lápiz labial

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Y bien parece que escucho que ya vienen llegando a la casa

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Así que dejémoslo así Renuncio

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Adiós

Available in 5 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:47

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.