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Oh, my God!

Malcolm in the Middle

Reese, how could you? Do you know howexpensive this was? Hal? I'm on it. That was a...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E11 • 2000

Oh, my God! Was this Dewey's present? Dewey:Present? Lois:Reese, how could you? Do you know howexpensive this was? Hal? I'm on it. That was a terrible thing to doto your little brother. He was going to bury itwith Aunt Helen. You were going to makeAunt Helen spend eternity with a crushed Mighty Man? M-Mighty Man? I can't believe you. This is a whole new low, Reese. First of all,this is all circumstantial. I don't know how that thinggot in my backpack. As for this Aunt Helen business,no one knows what I would've done at that funeralbecause we're not going. Who says we're not going? You did. Well, you can guess again. You are going to marchright up to that coffin and apologizeto that poor, dead woman. We all are. All right,everyone in the car as is. We'll have to drive creatively,but we might make the end. Let's go. Chop, chop,here we go!

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Oh my God

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Was this Dewey's present

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Dewey Present

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Lois Reese how could you

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Do you know how expensive this was

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Hal

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I'm on it

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That was a terrible

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thing to do to your little brother

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He was going to bury it with Aunt Helen

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You were going to make Aunt Helen spend eternity

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with a crushed Mighty Man

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M Mighty Man

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I can't believe you

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This is a whole new low Reese

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First of all this is all circumstantial

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I don't know how that thing got in my backpack

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As for this Aunt Helen business no one knows what I would've

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done at that funeral because we're not going

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Who says we're not going

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You did

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Well you can guess again

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You are going to march right up to that coffin

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and apologize to that poor dead woman

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We all are

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All right everyone in the car as is

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We'll have to drive creatively but we might make the end

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Let's go Chop chop here we go

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يا إلهي

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هل كانت هذه هدية ديوي

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هدية

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ريس كيف أمكنك القيام بهذا ألا تعلم كم كان ثمنها باهظ

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هال

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سأهتم بالأمر

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كان ذلك أمر سيئ لتفعله لأخيك الأصغر

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هناك المزيد كان سيدفنه مع العم ة هيلين

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هل كنت ستجعل العم ة هيلين تقضي الأبدية

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برفقة لعبة الرجل الخارق الم حط مة

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رجل خارق

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لا أصد ق فعلتك هذه

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هذا فعل متدني للغاية ليصدر منك ريس

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أولا الأمر بأكمله صدفة

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لا أعلم كيف دخل ذلك الشيئ إلى حقيبتي

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وبالنسبة للأمر المتعل ق بالعم ة هيلين لا يعلم أحد

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ماذا كنت لأفعل لأن نا لسنا ذاهبين في الأساس

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من قال أن نا لن نذهب

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أنت

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حسنا لتخم ن م جد دا

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ستقترب من ذلك النعش

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وتقد م الإعتذرا لتلك المرأة المسكينة المتوفاة

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سنذهب جميعنا

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حسنا ليصعد الجميع للسي ارة كما كان م خط طا

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سنقود بشكل آمن لكن رب ما يمكننا أن نلحق الخاتمة

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لنذهب اسرعوا

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Oh mon dieu

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c'est le cadeau de Dewey

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Dewey cadeau

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Lois Reese comment as tu pu

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tu sais combien ça a couté

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Hal

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je suis dessus

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c'était une terrible

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chose à faire à ton petit frère

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il allait l'enterré avec tante Helene

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tu allais faire passer l'éternité à tante helene

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avec un homme puissant abîmé

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homme puissant

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je peux pas y croire

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c'est une nouvelle charge contre toi Reese

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premièrement c'est une coincidence

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je ne sais pas comment c'est arrivé dans mon sac

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et pour cette histoire de tante Helene personne ne sait ce que j'aurais pu faire

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à cet enterrement car je n'allais pas le faire

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qui dit que tu n'allais pas le faire

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tu l'as dit

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eh bien tu peux me redemander

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tuvas marcher jusqu'à ce cercueil

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et t'excuser pour cette pauvre femme morte

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on va tous le faire

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d'accord tout le monde dans la voiture

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on devra conduire rapidement mais on vera la fin

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allons y Chop chop nous y sommes

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OH MY GOD

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WAS THIS DEWEY'S PRESENT

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Dewey PRESENT

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Lois REESE HOW COULD YOU

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DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THIS WAS

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HAL

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I'M ON IT

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THAT WAS A TERRIBLE

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THING TO DO TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER

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HE WAS GOING TO BURY IT WITH AUNT HELEN

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YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE AUNT HELEN SPEND ETERNITY

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WITH A CRUSHED MIGHTY MAN

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M MIGHTY MAN

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

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THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LOW REESE

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FIRST OF ALL THIS IS ALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL

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I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT THING GOT IN MY BACKPACK

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AS FOR THIS AUNT HELEN BUSINESS NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I WOULD'VE

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DONE AT THAT FUNERAL BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING

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WHO SAYS WE'RE NOT GOING

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YOU DID

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WELL YOU CAN GUESS AGAIN

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YOU ARE GOING TO MARCH RIGHT UP TO THAT COFFIN

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AND APOLOGIZE TO THAT POOR DEAD WOMAN

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WE ALL ARE

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ALL RIGHT EVERYONE IN THE CAR AS IS

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WE'LL HAVE TO DRIVE CREATIVELY BUT WE MIGHT MAKE THE END

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LET'S GO CHOP CHOP HERE WE GO

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Santo Dios

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Era el regalo de Dewey Regalo

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Cómo pudiste Reese Sabes cuánto costó

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Hal Yo me hago cargo

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Lo que le hiciste a tu hermanito fue terrible

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Eso no es todo Lo iba a enterrar con la tía Helen

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Ibas a obligar a la tía Helen a pasar la eternidad

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con un Mighty Man aplastado Mighty Man

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No lo puedo creer Has caído más bajo que nunca Reese

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Primero que nada todo esto es circunstancial

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No sé cómo fue a dar esa cosa a mi mochila

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En cuanto a lo de la tía Helen

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nadie sabe lo que haría en el funeral porque no iremos

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Quién dijo que no iremos

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Tú dijiste Pues estás muy equivocado

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Te acercarás al ataúd y te disculparás con esa pobre muerta

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Todos nos disculparemos

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Bien Suban al auto así como están

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Conduciré a toda velocidad quizá lleguemos al final

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Andando andando paso reforzado

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Duration

54 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:20:07

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.