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Malcolm in the Middle

So clever. It'll take them twohours on the highway, an hour to figure outI'm not there,...

So clever. It'll take them two
hours on the highway, an hour to figure out
I'm not there, and then two hours back. So I'd say I have about
five hours left to live. How about we make it
worthwhile? -LOIS: That stupid fish!
-HAL: Malcolm! Crap!

Full Transcript

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So clever.
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It'll take them two hours on the highway,
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an hour to figure out I'm not there,
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and then two hours back.
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So I'd say I have about five hours left to live.
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How about we make it worthwhile?
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-LOIS: That stupid fish! -HAL: Malcolm!
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Crap!
Duration
17 seconds
Views
153
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:48
Uploaded
Sep 02, 2023
Season
7
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
S07 • E22 [coughing and gagging] - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
[coughing and gagging]
S07 • E19 Where would it be possible to find a gift? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:11
Where would it be possible to find a gift?
S03 • E13 Yeah, they're brand new. The college boy got 'em for me. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:05
Yeah, they're brand new. The college boy got 'em f...
S01 • E16 Jerk! Now we're even. You geek! You deserved it! Malcolm: Ow! Get outta here! I think those are ours - Malcolm in the Middle 00:22
Jerk! Now we're even. You geek! You deserved it!...
S05 • E01 Yes! He knew I was! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:21
Yes! He knew I was!
S05 • E12 Try again. Here's another one. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Try again. Here's another one.
S01 • E08 A small pack of Krelboynes has ventured out of hiding... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:27
A small pack of Krelboynes has ventured out of hiding...
S01 • E01 (intro to "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing) - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
(intro to "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing)
S03 • E13 This is awesome! Willy's grandson will love this! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:30
This is awesome! Willy's grandson will love this!
S03 • E10 Sorry, son! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:27
Sorry, son!
S04 • E07 Thank God, Also is on our side. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:28
Thank God, Also is on our side.
S07 • E11 Two boys enter, - Malcolm in the Middle 00:29
Two boys enter,
S07 • E07 -HAL: Malcolm! -Crap! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:07
-HAL: Malcolm! -Crap!
S07 • E05 Malcolm, you wouldn't happen to know the life expectancy - Malcolm in the Middle 00:27
Malcolm, you wouldn't happen to know the life expectanc...
S04 • E19 Not important how large a and of round and it becomes. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:08
Not important how large a and of round and it becomes.
S01 • E15 What are you boys doing? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:15
What are you boys doing?
S03 • E05 Quit starin' at my caboose - back to work! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:08
Quit starin' at my caboose - back to work!
S01 • E13 Let's do it. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:36
Let's do it.
S06 • E08 [sing-song] Jamie doesn't have to eat his peas anymore. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:28
[sing-song] Jamie doesn't have to eat his peas anymore.
S02 • E19 Hal! And down from there. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:25
Hal! And down from there.