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That's not a signature

Malcolm in the Middle

That's not a signature. No, it's moreof a suggestion. "The horse you rode in on"is...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E09 • 2000

That's not a signature. No, it's moreof a suggestion. "The horse you rode in on"is optional. Now, look... No, you look. I don't deserve this. The only thingI ever did wrong was all the work I didto cover your butt. We obviously have differentdefinitions of"wrong." Yeah, I guess we do. For instance,I think it's wrong for you to put your nameon sales reports that you didn't write. I think it's wrong you keepa little bag of"herbs" in your bottom left drawer. And slept withthe district manager's wife. And you wantto know something? You don't evenhave to worry about it because I also think it's wrongto blab this kind of thing. You know,you should be so glad that I'mthe only one that knows this stuff about you. Anyone else here would sell youdown the river in a second

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That's not a signature

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No it's more of a suggestion

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The horse you rode in on is optional

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Now look

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No you look

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I don't deserve this

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The only thing I ever did wrong

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was all the work I did to cover your butt

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We obviously have different definitions of wrong

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Yeah I guess we do

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For instance I think it's wrong

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for you to put your name on sales reports

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that you didn't write

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I think it's wrong you keep a little bag of herbs

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in your bottom left drawer

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And slept with the district manager's wife

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And you want to know something

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You don't even have to worry about it

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because I also think it's wrong to blab this kind of thing

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You know you should be so glad

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that I'm the only one that knows

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this stuff about you

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Anyone else here would sell you down the river in a second

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هذه ليست توقيعا

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لا إنها أقرب الى الإقتراح

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ما فعلته ليس إجباريا

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لا انظري

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لا انت انظر

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لا استحق هذا

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الشيء الخاطئ الوحيد الذي فعلته قبلا

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هو أني تسترت عليك قبلا

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من الواضح أنه لدينا تعريفات مختلفة للخطأ

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نعم أعتقد ذلك

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كمثال على ذلك أعتقد أنه من الخطأ

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أن تضع اسمك على تقرير المبيعات

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أنت لم تكتب

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أعتقد أنه من الخطأ أن تبقي حقيبة أعشاب

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داخل درجك الأيسر

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بالإضافة الى أنك تواعد زوجة المدير

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أتعرف شيئا

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لم يكن عليك أن تقلق من ذلك

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لأني أعتقد أنه من الخطأ أن أثرثر بهذه الأشياء لأحد

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تعرف عليك أن تكون سعيدا جدا

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لأنني الوحيد التي تعرف

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هذه الأشياء عنك

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أي أحد آخر سيتخلى عنك ببساطة

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Ce n'est pas une signature

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Non c'est plutôt une suggestion

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Ma main sur la figure c'est en option

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Maintenant écoutez

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Non vous écoutez

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J'ai rien fait pour mériter ça

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La seule chose de mal que j'ai faite

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C'est tout le travail que j'ai fait pour couvrir vos erreurs

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Nous n'avons pas la même définition de mal

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Si je pense que nous avons la même

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Par exemple je trouve ça nul

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de mettre son nom en bas d'un rapport de vente

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que l'on a pas écrit

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Je trouve ça nul de garder un petit sachet de drogue

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dans le fond de son tiroir

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Et nul de coucher avec la femme du gérant

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Et vous voulez savoir une chose

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Vous n'avez pas à vous inquiéter pour ça

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car je trouve aussi nul de colporter ce genre de ragots

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Vous savez vous devriez être content

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que je soit la seule qui sache autant de choses sur vous

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N'importe qui d'autre s'en serait servi pour vous faire virer dans la seconde

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Das ist keine Unterschrift Das ist ein Vorschlag

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Sie können mich kreuzweise

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Hören Sie Nein Sie hören zu

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Ich verdiene das nicht

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Das Einzige was falsch war war ständig Ihren Arsch zu retten

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Wir haben andere Vorstellungen davon was falsch ist

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Ja in der Tat

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Ich denke es ist falsch Ihren Namen

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unter Berichte zu setzen die nicht von Ihnen sind

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Es ist falsch dass Sie Gras

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in Ihrer Schublade haben

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Oder mit der Frau des Bezirksleiters schlafen

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Wissen Sie was Darum müssen Sie sich keine Sorgen machen

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Denn ich denke es ist falsch all dies auszuplappern

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Sie sollten froh sein dass ich die Einzige bin

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die all das weiß

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Andere würden Sie sofort verraten

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Eso no es una firma No es más bien una sugerencia

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Su abuelita es opcional Mira

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No mire usted No merezco esto

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Lo único que hice mal fue trabajar para cubrirle el trasero

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Mal significa cosas distintas para nosotros

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Supongo que sí

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Está mal que firme los informes de ventas

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que no realiza

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Está mal guardar una bolsita con hierbas en su cajón

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Está mal que se acueste con la esposa del gerente de zona

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Quiere que le diga algo No se preocupe

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porque también está mal ventilar este tipo de cosas

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Debería alegrarse

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de que yo sea la única que sé todo eso sobre usted

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Cualquier otro lo delataría de inmediato

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

39

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:18

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.