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The worst part is, I think I'm stealing panty liners

Malcolm in the Middle

The worst part is,I think I'm stealing panty liners. Gosh, I had such a good dayat work...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E07 • 2000

The worst part is,I think I'm stealing panty liners. Gosh, I had such a good dayat work today. I got to work the cash-only linefor the first time in a month, and my registercame out to the penny. Plus, that creepynew assistant manager sliced his hand openwith a box cutter. Spent the whole afternoonin the emergency room. Here's to him. Honey, this chickenis absolutely delicious. Oh, well, it's a little recipeI came up with. It's Shake 'n' Bake...but for pork. How about that? That's one for the recipe box. Let's call it, uh, "chork." All in favor? No one for "picken"? Chork it is. Brava. Oh, cut it out. You big talker

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The worst part is I think I'm stealing panty liners

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Gosh I had such a good day at work today

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I got to work the cash only line for the first time in a month

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and my register came out to the penny

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Plus that creepy new assistant manager

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sliced his hand open with a box cutter

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Spent the whole afternoon in the emergency room

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Here's to him

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Honey this chicken is absolutely delicious

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Oh well it's a little recipe I came up with

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It's Shake 'n' Bake but for pork

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How about that

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That's one for the recipe box

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Let's call it uh chork

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All in favor

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No one for picken

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Chork it is

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Brava

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Oh cut it out

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You big talker

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الجزء السيء انني أسرق اشياءا بثيابي الداخلية

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كان يوما رائعا في العمل

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عملت في المحاسبة فقط للمرة الأولى هذا الشهر

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وسجلاتي كانت دقيقة تماما

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كما أن المدير المساعد الجديد

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تجرحت يداه بآلة التقطيع

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وقضى الظهيرة كلها في غرفة الاسعاف

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هذا نخبه

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عزيزتي هذا الدجاج لذيذ حقا

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أه انها وصفة خطرت ببالي

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انه خبز مع اللحم

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ماذا عن هذه

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هذه واحدة لآلة التقطيع

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لنسميه قروج فروج بتسمية اخرى

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من يوافق

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لا أحد يصوت ل شجاج يقصد دجاج بتسمية اخرى

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اذا لتكن القروج

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برافا

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قطعها

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انت تتحدث كثيرا

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La pire c'est que

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je crois que j'ai volé des serviettes hygiéniques

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Ca alors j'ai eu une excellente journée au travail aujourd'hui

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J'étais de poste a la caisse réservée au liquide

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Pour la première fois en un mois

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Il ne manquait pas un sou dans la caisse

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En plus ce débile de nouvel assistant manager

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s'est coupé la main avec un cutter

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Et a passé tout l'après midi à l'infirmerie

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A la sienne

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Chérie ce poulet est absolument délicieux

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Oh eh bien c'est une petite recette que j'ai faite moi même

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J'ai fait mariner le poulet dans une sauce avec du porc

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Qu'est ce que c'est ça

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C'est à mettre dans la boîte de recettes

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Appelons le Poulorc

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Tout le monde est d'accord

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Personne pour Porlet

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C'est donc Poulorc

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Bravo

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Oh arrête ton char

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Beau parleur

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Das Schlimmste daran ist Ich klaue Slipeinlagen

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Mein Arbeitstag war klasse

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Ich war endlich mal wieder an der Kasse für Barzahler

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und die Kasse stimmte auf den Cent

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Außerdem schlitzte sich der seltsame neue Filialleiter seine Hand auf

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und war den halben Tag in der Notaufnahme

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Auf ihn

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Das Hühnchen ist köstlich

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Das Rezept habe ich mir ausgedacht Ist eine Fertigmischung für Schwein

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Ist nicht wahr

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Das kommt gleich in die Rezeptekiste Nennen wir es

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Schwühnchen Alle dafür

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Keiner für Hein Dann Schwühnchen

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Bravo Oh lass das

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Du Redenschwinger

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Lo peor es que creo que estoy robando toallas femeninas

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Dios mío tuve un gran día en el trabajo

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Me tocó estar en la caja de sólo efectivo

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y mi balance dio exacto

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Además el repugnante asistente del gerente

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se cortó la mano con una navaja

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y pasó la tarde en la sala de emergencias

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Brindo por él

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Cariño este pollo está delicioso

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Es una recetilla que se me ocurrió

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Es Mezcle y Hornee pero para cerdo

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Qué te parece

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Hay que ponerla en la caja de recetas

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Lo llamaremos pollerdo Todos de acuerdo

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Nadie vota por cerdollo Pollerdo entonces

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Bravo

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Basta ya pedazo de bocón

Available in 5 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:42

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.