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Malcolm in the Middle

Why do I have to...- Ah-ah-ah. Top skate-dog. Now, let's see you skatethrough those cones....

Why do I have to...- Ah-ah-ah. Top skate-dog. Now, let's see you skatethrough those cones. I don't have skates. Your skates are in here. Go on. - ** - Glide... and glide... Let your arms work with... Slow down.Slower. Slower. This is going to rule. All I'm taking is a canteen... a knife, my bedrolland some emergency rations. Wuss. Canteen, knife, survival blanket. That's all? Dude, hard-core

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Why do I have to Ah ah ah
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Top skate dog
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Now let's see you skate through those cones
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I don't have skates
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Your skates are in here
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Go on
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Continues Glide and glide
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Let your arms work with
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Slow down Slower Slower
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This is going to rule
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All I'm taking is a canteen
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a knife my bedroll and some emergency rations
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Wuss
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Canteen knife survival blanket
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That's all
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Dude hard core
Available in 5 languages
Duration
43 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:19
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Season
1
Episode
13
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
S04 • E21 Here they come ... Lois! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:05
Here they come ... Lois!
S01 • E01 Whoa! You really have Youngblood, number one? Want to... read it? No way. I'd wreck it. Oh... did yo - Malcolm in the Middle 00:28
Whoa! You really have Youngblood, number one? Want to......
S02 • E16 * * * Hot Mamas shopping cheerleader * * The girl in green dress * * Mount miniskirt * * The loose blouse / low half * * Fat Boys released the photos * The baby beats his mother * - Malcolm in the Middle 00:26
* * * Hot Mamas shopping cheerleader * * The girl in green...
S01 • E05 Wow. That's a spiral galaxy. These people are amazing. They're rich, they're smart, they're polite.. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:37
Wow. That's a spiral galaxy. These people are amazing....
S03 • E04 So, what kind of socks are you wearing? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:24
So, what kind of socks are you wearing?
S02 • E04 Well gentlemen. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:15
Well gentlemen.
S05 • E12 (gasping) - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
(gasping)
S03 • E21 Don't. What? I saw that look. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:18
Don't. What? I saw that look.
S06 • E07 [ baby coos] - Malcolm in the Middle 00:13
[ baby coos]
S05 • E01 - You never blink? - Can blink then what are you? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:29
- You never blink? - Can blink then what are you?
S02 • E05 What are you doing here? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:24
What are you doing here?
S03 • E12 WHOOSH! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:19
WHOOSH!
S02 • E23 Uh-oh. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:10
Uh-oh.
S04 • E12 Stop playing! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:11
Stop playing!
S01 • E07 The worst part is, I think I'm stealing panty liners. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:50
The worst part is, I think I'm stealing panty liners.
S05 • E12 Thank you for your interest, sir. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Thank you for your interest, sir.
S05 • E10 That's it! I can not already znieœæ to scream. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:13
That's it! I can not already znieϾ to scream.
S02 • E01 And when you're constantly moving from town - Malcolm in the Middle 00:16
And when you're constantly moving from town
S07 • E16 Okay, at least we know you're not on steroids. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
Okay, at least we know you're not on steroids.
S01 • E10 Can we go get sodas? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:23
Can we go get sodas?