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"Malibu's Most Wanted" quotes

Malibu's Most Wanted poster
A senator arranges for his son, a rich white kid who fancies himself black, to be kidnapped by a couple of black actors pretending to be murderers to try and shock him out of his plans to become a rapper.

Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Jamie Kennedy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: $34,432,201
Released: 18 Apr 2003
Awards: 3 nominations

36 video clips

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Run bitch run He gonna kill you - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:07 Run bitch run He gonna kill you King Kong ain't got nothing on me - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:06 King Kong ain't got nothing on me Don't you talk about my mama I'll talk all I want - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:34 Don't you talk about my mama I'll talk all I want Hey yo traffic traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:07 Hey yo traffic traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick That's him - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:17 That's him Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is Hey yo my name is B Rad Not Robbie Van Winkle - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:10 Hey yo my name is B Rad Not Robbie Van Winkle What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 What make you think you know what goes down up in the... What's the theme of your bar mitzvah Star Wars Baseball Superheroes - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:09 What's the theme of your bar mitzvah Star Wars Baseball... What's up with this If you jacked it how come you got a receipt - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:08 What's up with this If you jacked it how come you got a... Stuart Little - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:08 Stuart Little You a long way from the beach now punk - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:27 You a long way from the beach now punk You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke... You see doc I got something to say - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:27 You see doc I got something to say And if I work hard I can be the biggest rapper there ever was - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:14 And if I work hard I can be the biggest rapper there ever... Know what shotgun means - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:03 Know what shotgun means You know him Hell yeah - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:12 You know him Hell yeah Grab Fatback I got Milk Dud - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:07 Grab Fatback I got Milk Dud It's Black History Month You out your rabbit ass mind - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:06 It's Black History Month You out your rabbit ass mind Shondra Yeah it's Shondra - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:13 Shondra Yeah it's Shondra Oh you that weak fuck from the club - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:04 Oh you that weak fuck from the club I'll be on the campaign trizzy too 24 7 - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:07 I'll be on the campaign trizzy too 24 7 What are you supposed to be Robo bitch - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 What are you supposed to be Robo bitch We'll holler back Holler back player - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:04 We'll holler back Holler back player This ain't no picnic bitch - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 This ain't no picnic bitch I got a Ph D a Poser Hater Degree Come on quit fronting - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 I got a Ph D a Poser Hater Degree Come on quit fronting You ain't black And you can never be black - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:10 You ain't black And you can never be black Crime reaches everyone kind of thing Are you trying to get votes out of this - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:21 Crime reaches everyone kind of thing Are you trying to get... Three He gonna do it - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:09 Three He gonna do it I didn't know Dairy Queen had a rap label - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 I didn't know Dairy Queen had a rap label Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:14 Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's See I'm the shiznit I'll buy y'all cars - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:04 See I'm the shiznit I'll buy y'all cars Hey player we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son man - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:14 Hey player we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's... Goddamn that hurts like a motherfrick - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 Goddamn that hurts like a motherfrick Where you fixing to drive to I think today's a good day to die - Malibu's Most Wanted 00:05 Where you fixing to drive to I think today's a good day...

Cast

Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman - Jamie Kennedy
Sean James - Taye Diggs
PJ - Anthony Anderson
Shondra - Regina Hall
Tom Gibbsons - Blair Underwood
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