"Mallrats" quotes

02:55 Smart ass ex boyfriend 00:20 You call that romance 01:10 I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator 00:44 It makes the news easier to take 00:13 I think you ought to get him some help 00:15 You wanna say something 01:08 But they're engaged 01:07 Would you ever make whoopie in public 00:24 You're giving up 00:11 Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now 00:26 I took you shopping all the time 00:37 Suitor number 3 00:18 If we were making whoopee 00:32 Who's your favourite New Kid 00:08 Kneel before Zod 00:23 Not a year goes by 00:07 Fly fat ass fly 00:25 It's a Sailboat 00:10 On the escalator again 00:20 We're gonna bust up that stage like a high school... 00:24 What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt 01:07 Like the back of a Volkswagen 00:22 How is it that you recall the most trivial events 00:15 Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows 00:29 You said it was a good size 00:21 If we were you know what kind of noises would you make 00:12 Brenda Dick 00:23 You should still kinda stick it to him 00:06 A Jedi craves not these things 00:04 This is for Brodie 00:14 Say hi to Doug Paging 00:15 When you can get the sex for free 00:09 You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he... 00:11 I love the smell of commerce in the morning 00:30 Let's try this again 00:08 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel 00:39 What the hell happened 00:12 Bye baby kitties 00:34 When Jaws popped out of the water 00:31 For Christ's sake 01:09 You have my Punisher War Journal 6 00:30 If you were a comic book character 00:09 You're sure you saw her get on 00:10 Maybe he's calmed down 00:05 Where do you get these wonderful toys 00:05 I would've made a sexy chick 00:44 Suitor Number Three 00:12 How easily do you quit 00:18 Silent Bob here's an electrical genius 00:05 This one looks like your mom 00:17 Snootchie Bootchies 00:17 I was warned about you 00:26 I was going to propose to her 00:19 I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at... 00:20 Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass 00:10 Let me tell you something 00:04 You two up for getting stoned 00:15 You know about this game show they got goin' on here 00:10 They look happy 00:17 She calls you callow in here 00:16 How much longer are we gonna be in this chick store 00:37 No I never noticed it before but she really fuels your... 00:35 What the hell gives with the cover boy 00:17 I call you all time 00:27 Hey Walt Brodie 00:23 What's palm reading have to do with being topless 00:12 I threw her away like a parking ticket 00:06 Oh a sail boat 00:08 When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat 00:08 I get everybody's consent before we do it 00:07 I'm not glowing 00:10 Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his... 00:41 As far as couples go 00:07 Just shut the fuck up 00:06 Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega 00:32 You face forward 00:17 We had a running contest to see who had the most 00:09 They call her Trish the Dish 00:06 I'm tired of this whole thing 00:10 I probably look like my old man 00:31 First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of... 00:07 You'se a mad chick magnet 00:14 Look at that ring 00:14 Yeah It also says I have no dick 00:12 Free your minds 00:12 The Jedi mind trick 00:22 Why am I his side kick 00:43 You know how when someone lays with their back to you 00:11 Want a sip of my soda