But they're engaged. Doesn't matter, it can't happen. Why not? It's bound to come up. It's...
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T.S. Quint:
But they're engaged.
Brodie:
Doesn't matter, it can't happen.
T.S. Quint:
Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie:
It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint:
Sure, why not?
Brodie:
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
T.S. Quint:
How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie:
Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint:
Of course it is.
Brodie:
The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint:
The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie:
Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside, of said designated square, is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
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But they're engaged It doesn't matter it can't happen
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Why not It's bound to come up
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It's impossible Lois could never have Superman's baby
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Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm
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I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back
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What about her womb
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Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child
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Sure Why not
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He's an alien for Christ's sake
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His Kryptonian biological make up
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is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun
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If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach
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Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid
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The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom
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But that would kill him
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How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi
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to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court
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Cookie stand is not part of the food court
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Of course it is
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The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs
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It's not like we're talking quantum physics here
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The cookie stand counts as an eatery
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the eatery's a part of the food court
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Bullshit Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs
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qualify as food court
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Anything outside of said designated square
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is considered an autonomous unit for mid mall snacking
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Now if you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 496
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 29s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
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