I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless...

Shannon Hamilton: Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those loser fucking mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out all day, act like you fucking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda. Brodie: Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship? [Shannon Hamilton beats up Brodie] Shannon Hamilton: Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend. Brodie: If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me. Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable. Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? Shannon Hamilton: No. More like someplace girls dread. [Brodie tries to take a poke at Shannon, Shannons gives him another beat-down]

Smartass ex-boyfriend. You know who I am? A deeply resentful retail manager? Rene's with me now. Okay? You got that? So don't be sniffing around her anymore like you tried to do today. Shit! There goes the lung. Listen to me. I got two things to tell you. I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like shiftless layabouts. You're one of these fucking loser mallrat kids. You don't come here to work or shop, you hang out all day. Act like you fucking live here. I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda. Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship? Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless. The newly single often feel strangely protective of the ex-boyfriend. If this is her idea of protective, hate to have her mad at me. Now, you see, Bruce … I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're more vulnerable, they're in much more need of solace … and they're fairly open to suggestion. And I use that suggestion to fuck them someplace very uncomfortable. What, like the back of a Volkswagen? No, like somewhere girls dread. Oh! All right. Now, uh … is it because it's a challenge? Is it because it's taboo? Or is it because I like to, you know … have them differently than they've ever been had before? This sounds like a discussion much more suited … to an extended professional counseling session. I'll go get a therapist for you. Now, evidently, the only one that's gonna need a doctor here … is yourself, my friend. And my suggestion to you is … forget you ever dated Rene. Until I get what I'm looking for from this latest dalliance … I better not find you within 10 city blocks of her … otherwise I will be forced to do you some very serious damage. All right? Hmm? We clear on that? Rene who? There you go. Not bad, you're learning. Well, all right, Bryce. Bruce. I'm glad we had this little chat. I'll remember it when I'm fucking your girlfriend. Oh, and, uh, my store's having a sale next weekend. You should come by. I'll cut you a nice deal on a suit. Did we ever get along? Once or twice. How come we went out as long as we did? You had cable. So, are you gonna stay for the show?