Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?...
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Brandi:
Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Gil Hicks:
Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Brodie:
Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Bob Summers:
[Chuckling]
Suitor #2, you'll have to wait until you're addressed before you respond.
Brodie:
Richard Dawson, why don't you just go back to your podium until it's time to play The Feud. All right?
[Audience laughs]
Gil Hicks:
Who the hell did you see me kiss?
Brodie:
Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.
Gil Hicks:
I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.
Brodie:
Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?
Gil Hicks:
I don't hate gay people.
Brodie:
So you love them?
Gil Hicks:
Yes. I mean no.
Brodie:
Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.
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Suitor Number Two you have to wait until
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you're addressed before you respond
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Richard Dawson go back to your podium
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until it's time to play the Feud all right
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Who did you see me kiss
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Some dude backstage
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I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed
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I didn't kiss any guy backstage I swear I'm not gay
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Hey Suitor ette this guy's a homophobe
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You heard how repulsed he sounded
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Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with
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This hate monger I don't hate gay people
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So you love them Yes
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I mean no Textbook closet case Self loather
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Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 585
Timestamp in movie: 01h 41m 34s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
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