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Gil Hicks:
Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning? Roddy:
[enters]
Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria. [looks down at the two guys on the floor] Roddy:
What happened to these two? Jay:
The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies! Gil Hicks:
[points to T.S]
Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested? Roddy:
Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security! Brodie:
Hey, Roddy! [Brody puches Roddy out] Security Guard:
[enters]
Somebody call security? What happened here? Brodie:
Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention. Gil Hicks:
That's not what happ... [Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him] T.S. Quint:
Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start. Security Guard:
Whatever. Brodie:
[to Gil]
Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine. [to Jay] Brodie:
Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob. Jay:
Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?
Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning? Roddy:
[enters]
Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria. [looks down at the two guys on the floor] Roddy:
What happened to these two? Jay:
The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies! Gil Hicks:
[points to T.S]
Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested? Roddy:
Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security! Brodie:
Hey, Roddy! [Brody puches Roddy out] Security Guard:
[enters]
Somebody call security? What happened here? Brodie:
Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention. Gil Hicks:
That's not what happ... [Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him] T.S. Quint:
Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start. Security Guard:
Whatever. Brodie:
[to Gil]
Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine. [to Jay] Brodie:
Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob. Jay:
Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?
Full Transcript
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Something's going on here Where's Mr Svenning
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Mr Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diphtheria
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What happened to those two
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They got sick We volunteer to take their place
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Isn't this guy from Monmouth State
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He and that broad tried to kill the Governor
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Yes it is All right Quint
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I don't know how you got back in
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but I'm alerting Mr Svenning
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We'll postpone the start until we figure this all out
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You called down the thunder
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now you've got it Security
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Hey Roddy What
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Jesus Christ you knocked him out
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Now hit him
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Somebody call security What happened to those two
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They got stoned and knocked him out He needs medical attention
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That's not what happened Ow
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Could you have him removed The show's about to start
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Whatever
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Look dude No more shit all right
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Just go out and woo like you're supposed to and nobody gets hurt
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When Tricia shows up with the videotape
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you get it to Silent Bob understand
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I'm on it Wait a sec where is that tubby bitch
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Movie Summary
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
