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Brandi:
Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? Brodie:
I already did once today. [clicks his finger at Renee] Brodie:
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden The hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Gil Hicks:
[beat]
Well, did he cum, or what? Brodie:
Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? Brodie:
I already did once today. [clicks his finger at Renee] Brodie:
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden The hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Gil Hicks:
[beat]
Well, did he cum, or what? Brodie:
Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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Second Suitor
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would you ever make whoopee in public
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I already did once today
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But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once True story
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He was on a plane to New Mexico
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when all of a sudden the hydraulics went
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The plane started spinning around going out of control
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He decides it's all over whips it out
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and starts beating it right there
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All the passengers take a cue from him
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they whip it out and start beating like mad
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So all the passengers are beating off
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plummeting to their certain doom
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when all of a sudden
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the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself
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It lands safely
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and everyone puts their pieces or whatever away and deboard
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Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else
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Did he come or what
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Jesus Christ Gil
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There are just some things you do not mention in public
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Movie Summary
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
