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Brodie:
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment... Rene:
Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there. Brodie:
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights. Rene:
For what? Brodie:
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale... Rene:
[interrupting]
Brodie, Brodie... Brodie:
...or a boat show... Rene:
[interrupting]
Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. Rene:
[Grabs Brodie by the ear]
But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment!
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment... Rene:
Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there. Brodie:
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights. Rene:
For what? Brodie:
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale... Rene:
[interrupting]
Brodie, Brodie... Brodie:
...or a boat show... Rene:
[interrupting]
Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. Rene:
[Grabs Brodie by the ear]
But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment!
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You have my Punisher War Journal 6
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my copy of Fletch and the remote control to my TV
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I know it's gonna be hard to give this stuff up
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because of its sentimental attachment
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Sentimental attachment
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If I have any of that crap
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it's because you brought it over to my house and left it there
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Okay then let's talk about coming up
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with a schedule for visitation rights
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For what For the mall
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I figure you can have the odd days
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I'll take the even days and weekends
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When there's any special function
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like a sidewalk sale boat show
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Brodie
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I have always taken you with a grain of salt
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On your birthday when you asked me to do a striptease
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to the theme from Mighty Mouse I said okay
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When we were at that hotel prom night
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and you asked me to sleep underneath the bed
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in case your mother burst in I did it
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And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral
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when you told most of my relatives
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that you could see her nipples through her burial dress
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I let it slide
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If you think that I'm gonna suffer any more of your shit with a smile
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now that we're broken up you're in for some serious fucking disappointment
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Movie Summary
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.
Actors
Brodie
Rene
