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Man Like Mobeen

Mobeen is a 28-year old Brummie Muslim singlehandedly raising his 15-year-old sister. This show documents the struggles of his criminal past, the friendships he has, and the controversies he faces as a Pakistani Muslim.

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Regent Entertainment

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Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 4 nominations total

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Spend a little less time
worrying about your hair - Man Like Mobeen

Spend a little less time worrying about your hair

Make sure you close the curtains though,
baby girl, - Man Like Mobeen

Make sure you close the curtains though, baby girl,

Anyway, - Man Like Mobeen

Now, I can't even get a fade anymore.
My girl dumped me because of you. - Man Like Mobeen

Now, I can't even get a fade anymore. My girl dumped me...

But I'm pretty sure your girl dumped you - Man Like Mobeen

But I'm pretty sure your girl dumped you

Within a couple of weeks
I’ll be Aqsa’s official legal guardian, - Man Like Mobeen

Within a couple of weeks I’ll be Aqsa’s official legal guard...

Because he said if I do a good job, - Man Like Mobeen

Because he said if I do a good job,

The only reason why you're panicking
is 'cause of the way - Man Like Mobeen

The only reason why you're panicking is 'cause of ...

Listen, I’m a real G out here, - Man Like Mobeen

Listen, I’m a real G out here,

You? You’re about as gangster as
the guy from Eton who owns this place. - Man Like Mobeen

You? You’re about as gangster as the guy from Eton who owns ...

Okay. She'd climbed on the wheelie bin, - Man Like Mobeen

Okay. She'd climbed on the wheelie bin,

So, are you going
to let Aks go to prom, or... - Man Like Mobeen

So, are you going to let Aks go to prom, or...

What do you say, me and you tomorrow,
another round of cultural appropriation? - Man Like Mobeen

What do you say, me and you tomorrow, another round of cultu...

Lots and lots of ladies,
so many women. - Man Like Mobeen

Lots and lots of ladies, so many women.

Come on. You're just overreacting, mate.
Come on, man. - Man Like Mobeen

Come on. You're just overreacting, mate. Come on, man.

Yo, listen.
If we’re going to shake on this, - Man Like Mobeen

Yo, listen. If we’re going to shake on this,

Bring your hand in, - Man Like Mobeen

Bring your hand in,

Maybe we should let her smoke crack - Man Like Mobeen

Maybe we should let her smoke crack

With all due respect, Cal, - Man Like Mobeen

With all due respect, Cal,

Because when I went to my prom, yeah, - Man Like Mobeen

Because when I went to my prom, yeah,

Oh, you'll know when I'm in a mood
with you, Mobeen. You'll know. - Man Like Mobeen

Oh, you'll know when I'm in a mood with you, Mobee...

Can't we have a civilised discussion, - Man Like Mobeen

Can't we have a civilised discussion,

- Go on.
- I'm gonna Khabib this thing - Man Like Mobeen

- Go on. - I'm gonna Khabib this thing

I want to get a trampoline, yeah,
but it’s in the ground, innit, - Man Like Mobeen

I want to get a trampoline, yeah, but it’s in the ground, in...

Trigger, Rodney, Boyce, - Man Like Mobeen

Trigger, Rodney, Boyce,

All it took was
a bit of hypothetical money - Man Like Mobeen

All it took was a bit of hypothetical money

You know, I've always appreciated
all the sacrifices you've made for me. - Man Like Mobeen

You know, I've always appreciated all the sacrifices yo...

Cause you wanted to save money
on a tattoo, - Man Like Mobeen

Cause you wanted to save money on a tattoo,

[sighs] - Man Like Mobeen

You've been a mum and a dad, - Man Like Mobeen

You've been a mum and a dad,

I'm serious, Mobeen.
This is something special. - Man Like Mobeen

I'm serious, Mobeen. This is something special.

No, it's just the lads having
a bit of a laugh for just... - Man Like Mobeen

No, it's just the lads having a bit of a laugh for just...

It won't come off and I start
my new job on Monday morning. - Man Like Mobeen

It won't come off and I start my new job on Monday morn...

Everyone else is going, so can I go? - Man Like Mobeen

Everyone else is going, so can I go?

Because, lala, - Man Like Mobeen

As soon as you’ve settled in - Man Like Mobeen

As soon as you’ve settled in

They need to X-ray it,
but it'll take ages and there's no beds. - Man Like Mobeen

They need to X-ray it, but it'll take ages and there�...

Listen, the Internet is a fake
and dangerous place, yeah? - Man Like Mobeen

Listen, the Internet is a fake and dangerous place, yeah?

Well, this doctor lady came in - Man Like Mobeen

Well, this doctor lady came in

Bro, I ain't no perfect parent, - Man Like Mobeen

Bro, I ain't no perfect parent,

I think that she thinks - Man Like Mobeen

I think that she thinks

Then you have much to learn
about the dark side, Cal. - Man Like Mobeen

Then you have much to learn about the dark side, Cal.

You're strong and you're intelligent
and you're... you're funny. - Man Like Mobeen

You're strong and you're intelligent and you'...

I stuttered at first,
but then I came up with this sick alibi. - Man Like Mobeen

I stuttered at first, but then I came up with this sick alib...

You're going to look beautiful - Man Like Mobeen

You're going to look beautiful

-Five grand now?
-[scoffs] - Man Like Mobeen

-Five grand now? -[scoffs]

Bruv, listen. Living this legit life’s
about living on a budget man. - Man Like Mobeen

Bruv, listen. Living this legit life’s about living on a bud...

Oh, my God. You look so elegant, man. - Man Like Mobeen

Oh, my God. You look so elegant, man.

But the 32 little kids
that are over in Bangladesh - Man Like Mobeen

But the 32 little kids that are over in Bangladesh

Prism. The name of the club is Prism. - Man Like Mobeen

Prism. The name of the club is Prism.

Imagine saying you’ll meet
people there. [laughs] - Man Like Mobeen

Imagine saying you’ll meet people there. [laughs]

[both laugh] - Man Like Mobeen

Still made by kids in South Asia, - Man Like Mobeen

Still made by kids in South Asia,

Think about the poor little kiddies - Man Like Mobeen

Think about the poor little kiddies

[laughs] - Man Like Mobeen

[hip-hop instrumental music playing] - Man Like Mobeen

[hip-hop instrumental music playing]

You keep telling me - Man Like Mobeen

You keep telling me

And the caption says "Death to infidels." - Man Like Mobeen

And the caption says "Death to infidels."

[hip-hop instrumental music playing] - Man Like Mobeen

[hip-hop instrumental music playing]

[both laughing] - Man Like Mobeen

[both laughing]

Yes, he, uh, defeated the crusaders
through stress-induced hair loss. - Man Like Mobeen

Yes, he, uh, defeated the crusaders through stress-induced h...

[both laughing hysterically] - Man Like Mobeen

[both laughing hysterically]

What if Aqsa went to prom
in that car, yeah. That'd be sick. - Man Like Mobeen

What if Aqsa went to prom in that car, yeah. That'd be ...

She'll arrive in proper style, innit,
even if her dress is shit. - Man Like Mobeen

She'll arrive in proper style, innit, even if her dress...

Ah, banged my bonce...
on a barge on Simmo's stag do. - Man Like Mobeen

Ah, banged my bonce... on a barge on Simmo's stag do.

Maneeb said on Insta
he's going to dip me up, - Man Like Mobeen

Maneeb said on Insta he's going to dip me up,

Going viral for punching a dog
in the head is not unsettling for you? - Man Like Mobeen

Going viral for punching a dog in the head is not unsettling...

It’s probably what the dog thought - Man Like Mobeen

It’s probably what the dog thought

Listen, I feel terrible
about what happened to that dog, - Man Like Mobeen

Listen, I feel terrible about what happened to that dog,

This, this Taliban Tarik look
you’ve got going on. - Man Like Mobeen

This, this Taliban Tarik look you’ve got going on.

Is it though, buddy?
Is it under-resourcing, or is it... - Man Like Mobeen

Is it though, buddy? Is it under-resourcing, or is it...

Okay. [chuckles] - Man Like Mobeen

Okay. [chuckles]

What? Listen, if Vernon the Alsatian - Man Like Mobeen

What? Listen, if Vernon the Alsatian

Yeah. I know them all.
We go Magaluf every year, - Man Like Mobeen

Yeah. I know them all. We go Magaluf every year,

[chuckles] - Man Like Mobeen

Bromsgrove, as in the area of Birmingham
with the most elderly care homes, yeah? - Man Like Mobeen

Bromsgrove, as in the area of Birmingham with the most elder...

It’s a pleasure to remove
the enormous shit for you, Lydia. - Man Like Mobeen

It’s a pleasure to remove the enormous shit for you, Lydia....

- Love it.
- Fan-bloody-tastic. - Man Like Mobeen

- Love it. - Fan-bloody-tastic.

You know, I just think
the great thing is now, - Man Like Mobeen

You know, I just think the great thing is now,

-What is it?
-[knock on door] - Man Like Mobeen

-What is it? -[knock on door]

[humming] - Man Like Mobeen

Everyone knows that this week, woof, yeah? - Man Like Mobeen

Everyone knows that this week, woof, yeah?

And what’s the correlation between that
and you giving me a "Grimy-P," anyway? - Man Like Mobeen

And what’s the correlation between that and you giving me a ...

That massive lump of [speaks Hindi]
is the closest you're going to get to her. - Man Like Mobeen

That massive lump of [speaks Hindi] is the closest you'...

Come on.
Let's get this party started, bastards. - Man Like Mobeen

Come on. Let's get this party started, bastards.

Don't get me wrong.
I'm not a racist, buddy. - Man Like Mobeen

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a racist, buddy.

Well, I just thought you could share it - Man Like Mobeen

Well, I just thought you could share it

You haven't got an issue
with trousers of colour, - Man Like Mobeen

You haven't got an issue with trousers of colour,

Okay, yeah. We’ll listen to it
whilst we egg and flour the RSPCA. - Man Like Mobeen

Okay, yeah. We’ll listen to it whilst we egg and flour the R...

It’s the words that say, - Man Like Mobeen

It’s the words that say,

Man Like Mobeen poster

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Mobeen is a 28-year old Brummie Muslim singlehandedly raising his 15-year-old sister. This show documents the struggles of his criminal past, the friendships he has, and the controversies he faces as a Pakistani Muslim.

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Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: Regent Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.0

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Released: 17 Dec 2017

Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 1 win & 4 nominations total

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