The best thing about ethanol, or alcohol-based fuel, is that it provides you with a fresh...
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Tom Dobbs:
[on the environment]
The best thing about ethanol, or alcohol-based fuel, is that it provides you with a fresh alibi. If you get pulled over by the cops, you can just say, "My car's been drinking, not me!"... If you put enough chemicals in the water, you'll catch two-headed bass. They're good eating once you get past the tumors.
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Phew hope this works
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Oh it'll work I think
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applause
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Thank you Sorry I'm late my horse pulled up lame
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Thank you Nice tie
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President elect Tom Dobbs paid an impromptu visit to Congress
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 131
Timestamp in movie: 00h 50m 56s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
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