HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won't pay for your glasses. So you can have a...
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Tom Dobbs:
HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won't pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it.
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You have an HMO that says We'll give you Viagra but we won't pay for glasses
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You can have a hard on but you can't see where to put it
Clip duration: 9 seconds
Views: 121
Timestamp in movie: 00h 31m 51s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
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