You'll quickly discover something's missing. Look at it this way - who would you rather...
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Jack Menken:
You're a comedian who talks about politics. So when you talk about politics without the comedy, it's like wanting to have sex and forgetting to bring along the woman: you'll quickly discover something's missing. Look at it this way - who would you rather have dinner with, Richard Pryor in his prime, or UN President Kofi Annan? Tell me which dinner would be more entertaining, more interesting.
Tom Dobbs:
If there's no candles, Pryor.
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You're a comedian who talks about politics So when you talk about politics without the comedy
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it's like wanting to get laid and forgetting to bring along the woman
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You'll quickly discover something is missing
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We should have politicians who represent us and not special interest groups
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Whenever they want to distract you they use weapons of mass distraction
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they bring up a constitutional amendment to ban burning of the flag
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By spending time in Congress talking about that
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you deny other things education environmental issues
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I'm here to talk tonight about political commercials
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 137
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 24s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
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