Hello. I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was...

[first lines] Andy Kaufman: Hello. I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was *better*, you know, but... it is so stupid! It's terrible! I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life are changed around and mixed up for dramatic purposes. So, I decided to cut out all of the baloney! Now the movie is much *shorter*. [pause] Andy Kaufman: In fact, this is the end of the movie. Thank you very much.

and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was better, you know, but... it is so stupid. It's terrible. I-I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life... a-a-are changed around and mixed up... for, um-- uh, dramatic purposes. So... I decided to cut out... all of the baloney. Now the movie is much shorter. In fact, this... is the end of the movie. Thank you very much. I am not fooling. Good-bye. Go.