I would like to use the phone! Not on the lot, sir. How about a bathroom? I may have shit...
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Tony Clifton:
I would like to use the phone!
Security Guard:
Not on the lot, sir.
Tony Clifton:
How about a bathroom? I may have shit my pants.
Security Guard:
[shakes head]
Tony Clifton:
Drink of water?
Security Guard:
No.
Tony Clifton:
Aspirin?
Security Guard:
No.
Tony Clifton:
Moist towelette?
Security Guard:
No.
Tony Clifton:
In that case, it has been an honor! And good day!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.708
I would like to use the phone
00:00:03.791 --> 00:00:07.333
Not on the lot sir How 'bout a bathroom I may have shit my pants
00:00:09.166 --> 00:00:11.833
Drink of water Aspirin Nope
00:00:11.916 --> 00:00:14.041
Moist towelette No
00:00:14.166 --> 00:00:18.875
In that case it has been an honor Good bee
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 254
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 46s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, history
Summary: The story of the life and career of eccentric avant-garde comedian, Andy Kaufman.
Comments
01:02 I am Andy
00:15 Since you've all been such good boys and girls
00:16 No I am from Caspiar
00:07 Kaufman
00:23 This I'm sick of this shit Lawler
00:09 And Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton
00:14 I'm going to the Philippines
00:09 Whoops Hey look out I think you sat in some cottage cheese
00:06 Your act doesn't exactly translate itself to film so
00:05 I got 20 bucks says you work for me now
00:13 A And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment
00:08 Hey excuse me Are you Andy Kaufman
00:43 Bob Bo o ob
00:07 You're firing me
00:14 See I don't want to go for cheap laughs
00:12 And this is for my mother and this is for my father
00:11 What do What do we do now Now you pick
00:10 It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute
00:09 So what do you have here
00:13 I did not agree to wrestle you I did not agree