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Tony Clifton:
I would like to use the phone! Security Guard:
Not on the lot, sir. Tony Clifton:
How about a bathroom? I may have shit my pants. Security Guard:
[shakes head] Tony Clifton:
Drink of water? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
Aspirin? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
Moist towelette? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
In that case, it has been an honor! And good day!
I would like to use the phone! Security Guard:
Not on the lot, sir. Tony Clifton:
How about a bathroom? I may have shit my pants. Security Guard:
[shakes head] Tony Clifton:
Drink of water? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
Aspirin? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
Moist towelette? Security Guard:
No. Tony Clifton:
In that case, it has been an honor! And good day!
Full Transcript
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I would like to use the phone
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Not on the lot sir How 'bout a bathroom I may have shit my pants
00:00:09.166 --> 00:00:11.833
Drink of water Aspirin Nope
00:00:11.916 --> 00:00:14.041
Moist towelette No
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In that case it has been an honor Good bee
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Movie Summary
The story of the life and career of eccentric avant-garde comedian, Andy Kaufman.