What do you want? Just a little friendly conversation, George. You hungry? You look thin!...

[after sitting through Tony Clifton's show, a reluctant George Shapiro is requested to a private venue with Clifton, who is busily eating a pasta dish] George Shapiro: What do you want? Andy Kaufman: [Clifton pulls down his sunglasses to reveal he is actually Andy in makeup] Just a little friendly conversation, George. Tony Clifton: [Kaufman switches back to Tony's voice] You hungry? You look thin! [singing to himself in tune of "Funiculi Funicula"] Tony Clifton: Italiano, cacciatore Scaloppine, pasta fagiol. George Shapiro: I don't understand this act. Andy Kaufman: It's just good old-fashioned entertainment, George. Everyone loves a villain. George Shapiro: What about that poor schlub you humiliated? [Bob Zmuda, in disguise as the poor schlub Shapiro just mentioned, arrives and takes a seat next to Andy] Bob Zmuda: Hey, man, excellent show. That was a great show. That was awesome. Andy Kaufman: George, this is my writer and old friend, Bob Zmuda. Bob Zmuda: [shakes hands with Shapiro] Hey, George, how are you? I'm Bob. Andy Kaufman: He's very creative. Bob Zmuda: I'm the brains behind this operation. Andy Kaufman: Yeah, dream on. He once faked a lion escaping from the Chicago Zoo. Bob Zmuda: This was fantastic, George. We got like 50 actors tearing through the zoo. And they're all screaming [sounding panicked] Bob Zmuda: There's a fucking lion, man, a lion! George Shapiro: Your name's not Gorsky. Bob Zmuda: [peels off fake mustache] Don't believe everything you hear, George.