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Jack:
Nancy, I am so bloody glad you pretended to by my date today, because if you hadn't, then I never would've heard any of your amazing sex theories, or watched you trying to get jalapeno out of your teeth, or witnessed your very instinctive firewoman skills. I would never have got to know that muddy beautiful triathlete face or witnessed that awesome, highly competitive, ass as you were about to get another strike. In fact, if you hadn't have pretended to be my date today, my day would've been utterly rubbish. [Begins to choke up] Jack:
And so quite possibly would've been the rest of my life. [Crowd awws] Jack:
Don't make those noises. I'm right on the edge. Nancy, you said I was an emotional jigsaw and that I should look for the blue bits. I think you might be the blue bits, Nancy. So, what do you say? Quid pro quo?
Nancy, I am so bloody glad you pretended to by my date today, because if you hadn't, then I never would've heard any of your amazing sex theories, or watched you trying to get jalapeno out of your teeth, or witnessed your very instinctive firewoman skills. I would never have got to know that muddy beautiful triathlete face or witnessed that awesome, highly competitive, ass as you were about to get another strike. In fact, if you hadn't have pretended to be my date today, my day would've been utterly rubbish. [Begins to choke up] Jack:
And so quite possibly would've been the rest of my life. [Crowd awws] Jack:
Don't make those noises. I'm right on the edge. Nancy, you said I was an emotional jigsaw and that I should look for the blue bits. I think you might be the blue bits, Nancy. So, what do you say? Quid pro quo?
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Nancy I am so bloody glad you pretended to be my date today
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because if you hadn't
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then I never would've heard any of your amazing sex theories
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or watched you trying to get jalape o out of your teeth
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or witnessed your very instinctive firewoman skills
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I would never have got to know that muddy beautiful triathlete face
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or witnessed that awesome highly competitive arse
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as you were about to get another strike
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Movie Summary
A single woman takes the place of a stranger's blind date, which leads to her finding the perfect boyfriend.
Actors
Jack
Nancy
