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Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps

Better you take back your crook than take up a swordat your age

Better you take back your crook than take up a sword
at your age

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Better you take back your crook
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than take up a sword at your age.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:03
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paper Canoe

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Movie Summary

A goatherd seeks help from a witch to break a curse that prevents him from taking a wife, so she sets upon him a series of impossible tasks.
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side,
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba,
-Yeah. That spoon! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Yeah. That spoon!
-It was around this point that the man began to see - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-It was around this point that the man began to see
He'd thought a great deal about how to get in, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
He'd thought a great deal about how to get in,
How are you going to get a wife if you 're dead? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
How are you going to get a wife if you 're dead?
You think that wives want dead husbands?! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
You think that wives want dead husbands?!
-Maybe! Some of them do! I don't know! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Maybe! Some of them do! I don't know!
-Well, I couldn't club a field mouse to death with this! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Well, I couldn't club a field mouse to death with this...
-"The Spoon of Unusual Power. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-"The Spoon of Unusual Power.
Stir." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
Stir."
He was to make a soup, add the little herb of ogrebane, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
He was to make a soup, add the little herb of ogrebane,
After that, the soup would kill a mountain troll. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
After that, the soup would kill a mountain troll.
-Oh, he wants to be the great and mighty cook now, so he does. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Oh, he wants to be the great and mighty cook now, so he doe...
-Yes, sire, I've always felt that I am. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Yes, sire, I've always felt that I am.
-And why should a king look down on any worthy man, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
-And why should a king look down on any worthy man,
Give it out among all my people that any soul - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:11
Give it out among all my people that any soul
-Anyone -- be it the lowliest goatherd or... - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Anyone -- be it the lowliest goatherd or...
Is it not good? -It's...not half bad. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
Is it not good? -It's...not half bad.
You 'd be mad to go to the ogre's keep until dark, anyway. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
You 'd be mad to go to the ogre's keep until dark,...