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Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps

I thought you'd be impressedthat I -- -Impressed?Why would I be impressed?

I thought you'd be impressed
that I -- -Impressed?
Why would I be impressed?

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-I thought you'd be impressed that I --
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-Impressed? Why would I be impressed?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:52
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paper Canoe

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Movie Summary

A goatherd seeks help from a witch to break a curse that prevents him from taking a wife, so she sets upon him a series of impossible tasks.
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment,
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs.
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:10
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach."
-Are you upset about something? -No. I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Are you upset about something? -No. I --
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand.
You shall seek out the ogre's keep. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
You shall seek out the ogre's keep.
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen,
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or --
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travail." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travai...
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried ...
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail.
To aid you in this dangerous trial - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:11
To aid you in this dangerous trial
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day,
-So, but...can you teach me to fight? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-So, but...can you teach me to fight?
-I could, but it would be a sore trade - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
-I could, but it would be a sore trade
Better you take back your crook - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
Better you take back your crook
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side,
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba,
-Yeah. That spoon! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Yeah. That spoon!
-It was around this point that the man began to see - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-It was around this point that the man began to see