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Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps

Look at my exceedinglytoned stomach." You'll probably spendyour life drunk, bragging about...

Look at my exceedingly
toned stomach." You'll probably spend
your life drunk, bragging about it
with your mates at the tavern

Full Transcript

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Look at my exceedingly toned stomach."
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You'll probably spend your life drunk,
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bragging about it with your mates at the tavern.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:13
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paper Canoe

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Movie Summary

A goatherd seeks help from a witch to break a curse that prevents him from taking a wife, so she sets upon him a series of impossible tasks.
-Are you upset about something? -No. I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Are you upset about something? -No. I --
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand.
You shall seek out the ogre's keep. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
You shall seek out the ogre's keep.
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen,
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or --
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travail." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travai...
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried ...
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail.
To aid you in this dangerous trial - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:11
To aid you in this dangerous trial
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day,
-So, but...can you teach me to fight? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-So, but...can you teach me to fight?
-I could, but it would be a sore trade - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
-I could, but it would be a sore trade
Better you take back your crook - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
Better you take back your crook
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
-And so, with the mighty spoon at his side,
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-I long for the gardens of Cordoba,
-Yeah. That spoon! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Yeah. That spoon!
-It was around this point that the man began to see - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-It was around this point that the man began to see
He'd thought a great deal about how to get in, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
He'd thought a great deal about how to get in,
How are you going to get a wife if you 're dead? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
How are you going to get a wife if you 're dead?
You think that wives want dead husbands?! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
You think that wives want dead husbands?!