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Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps

No! He's -- He's a lowly halfwit goatherd I hoodwinkedout of the ogre stone

No! He's -- He's a lowly halfwit goatherd I hoodwinked
out of the ogre stone

Full Transcript

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No! He's --
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He's a lowly halfwit goatherd
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I hoodwinked out of the ogre stone.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paper Canoe

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Movie Summary

A goatherd seeks help from a witch to break a curse that prevents him from taking a wife, so she sets upon him a series of impossible tasks.
If the goatherd has a lot of goats, or a castle, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
If the goatherd has a lot of goats, or a castle,
-Only 9,999 to go! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Only 9,999 to go!
-11 months. First task of three! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-11 months. First task of three!
-I thought you'd be impressed that I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-I thought you'd be impressed that I --
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment,
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs.
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:10
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach."
-Are you upset about something? -No. I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Are you upset about something? -No. I --
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand.
You shall seek out the ogre's keep. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
You shall seek out the ogre's keep.
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen,
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or --
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travail." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travai...
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried ...
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail.
To aid you in this dangerous trial - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:11
To aid you in this dangerous trial
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Well, I've fought the ogres plenty in my day,
-So, but...can you teach me to fight? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-So, but...can you teach me to fight?
-I could, but it would be a sore trade - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
-I could, but it would be a sore trade
Better you take back your crook - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
Better you take back your crook