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Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps

Sometimes he disguises himselfas a -- -He is not Zeus

Sometimes he disguises himself
as a -- -He is not Zeus

Full Transcript

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Sometimes he disguises himself as a --
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-He is not Zeus.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:04
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paper Canoe

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Movie Summary

A goatherd seeks help from a witch to break a curse that prevents him from taking a wife, so she sets upon him a series of impossible tasks.
I think I would know Zeus if I saw Zeus naked. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
I think I would know Zeus if I saw Zeus naked.
-You saw the goatherd naked? - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-You saw the goatherd naked?
-Mother, he is just an ordinary, garden variety goatherd! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
-Mother, he is just an ordinary, garden variety goatherd!
-Fire in the hole! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Fire in the hole!
No! He's -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:10
No! He's --
If the goatherd has a lot of goats, or a castle, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:08
If the goatherd has a lot of goats, or a castle,
-Only 9,999 to go! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Only 9,999 to go!
-11 months. First task of three! - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-11 months. First task of three!
-I thought you'd be impressed that I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-I thought you'd be impressed that I --
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-Probably think it's a big accomplishment,
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
Look at my big muscles. Look at my strong legs.
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:10
Look at my exceedingly toned stomach."
-Are you upset about something? -No. I -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
-Are you upset about something? -No. I --
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-Each task is harder than the last, you understand.
You shall seek out the ogre's keep. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
You shall seek out the ogre's keep.
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen, - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:09
You shall slay the ogre king and his many henchmen,
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:07
I could kill, like, many, many spiders or --
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travail." - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:05
-...like, a big mound of them -- -You said, "Any travai...
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried -- - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:14
-"I will accomplish it." -Whole armies have tried ...
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail. - Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps 00:06
-It's not a suggestion. It's a travail.