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Manhattan poster
The life of a divorced television writer dating a teenage girl is further complicated when he falls in love with his best friend's mistress.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman
Production: N/A
Year: 1979
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 Apr 1979
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 15 wins & 22 nominations.
I'm a beautiful woman I'm young highly intelligent - Manhattan 00:14 I'm a beautiful woman I'm young highly intelligent It's just I'm beautiful and I'm bright and I deserve better - Manhattan 00:05 It's just I'm beautiful and I'm bright and I... She's got homework I'm dating a girl who does homework - Manhattan 00:05 She's got homework I'm dating a girl who does... Well I don't think 17 is too young Beside that she's a bright girl - Manhattan 00:19 Well I don't think 17 is too young Beside that... You state it like it's to my advantage - Manhattan 00:07 You state it like it's to my advantage Ike An idea for a short story about um people in Manhattan - Manhattan 00:23 Ike An idea for a short story about um people in Manhattan Misanthropic and self righteous I wrote some nice things about you - Manhattan 00:10 Misanthropic and self righteous I wrote some nice things... And Jeremiah my ex husband - Manhattan 00:11 And Jeremiah my ex husband Is this true Did you make love with Jill and a woman - Manhattan 00:11 Is this true Did you make love with Jill and a woman We have laughs together I care about you - Manhattan 00:10 We have laughs together I care about you What am I doing in this relationship anyway My phone never stops ringing - Manhattan 00:16 What am I doing in this relationship anyway My phone never... My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ - Manhattan 00:10 My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the... I've got too many problems - Manhattan 00:15 I've got too many problems I like it when you get an uncontrollable urge - Manhattan 00:12 I like it when you get an uncontrollable urge You see to me a great movie is with WC Fields That's what I like - Manhattan 00:10 You see to me a great movie is with WC Fields That's... I'm not hung up on you I'm in love with you - Manhattan 00:13 I'm not hung up on you I'm in love with you Really You married your teacher Yeah of course - Manhattan 00:13 Really You married your teacher Yeah of course Oh God was he brilliant I was so crazy about him - Manhattan 00:10 Oh God was he brilliant I was so crazy about him I don't agree at all Where would we be without rational thought - Manhattan 00:19 I don't agree at all Where would we be without rational... Mary So you think I have no feelings Is that it - Manhattan 00:23 Mary So you think I have no feelings Is that it Can't you hold me Does your love for me always have to express itself sexually - Manhattan 00:13 Can't you hold me Does your love for me always have to... What a creep Could you believe her - Manhattan 00:33 What a creep Could you believe her Oh what is pretty anyway I hate being pretty It's all so subjective anyway - Manhattan 00:17 Oh what is pretty anyway I hate being pretty It's all... Listen I gotta get my dog Wanna wait I gotta walk it Are you in a rush - Manhattan 00:18 Listen I gotta get my dog Wanna wait I gotta walk it Are you... Is she Yale's mistress That will never cease to mystify me - Manhattan 00:26 Is she Yale's mistress That will never cease to mystify... LeWitt is overrated In fact he may be a candidate for the academy - Manhattan 00:22 LeWitt is overrated In fact he may be a candidate for the... They're such schmucks up there Really mired in Thirties radicalism - Manhattan 00:14 They're such schmucks up there Really mired in Thirties... You should think of me sort of as a detour on the highway of life - Manhattan 00:06 You should think of me sort of as a detour on the highway of... Bergman Bergman's the only genius in cinema today I think - Manhattan 00:28 Bergman Bergman's the only genius in cinema today I... No Don't you guys see - Manhattan 00:12 No Don't you guys see Tomorrow we'll go to the cinema and I'll show you the Veronica Lake movie OK - Manhattan 00:24 Tomorrow we'll go to the cinema and I'll show you... Well give me some details Does he play baseball Wear dresses What - Manhattan 00:06 Well give me some details Does he play baseball Wear dresses... And we're having a great time but you're a kid - Manhattan 00:21 And we're having a great time but you're a kid But you don't wanna get hung up with one person at your age - Manhattan 00:17 But you don't wanna get hung up with one person at your... Don't write this book It's a humiliating experience - Manhattan 00:20 Don't write this book It's a humiliating... What about Isaac We can't abandon him you know - Manhattan 00:12 What about Isaac We can't abandon him you know I think the essence of art is to provide a kind of working through situation - Manhattan 00:12 I think the essence of art is to provide a kind of working... It's terrible Listen you shouldn't ask me for advice - Manhattan 00:11 It's terrible Listen you shouldn't ask me for... Emily Listen He was given to fits of rage Jewish liberal paranoia - Manhattan 00:27 Emily Listen He was given to fits of rage Jewish liberal... Emily Listen He was given to fits of rage Jewish liberal paranoia - Manhattan 00:27 Emily Listen He was given to fits of rage Jewish liberal... I can't believe that you met somebody that you like better than me - Manhattan 00:06 I can't believe that you met somebody that you like... You shouldn't pass that So what happens to us - Manhattan 00:09 You shouldn't pass that So what happens to us Hey listen I don't even wanna have this conversation - Manhattan 00:12 Hey listen I don't even wanna have this conversation You just can't live the way you do It's all so perfect - Manhattan 00:30 You just can't live the way you do It's all so... Hit the lights - Manhattan 00:07 Hit the lights I came here to strangle you Jill Nothing I wrote was untrue - Manhattan 00:10 I came here to strangle you Jill Nothing I wrote was untrue I'm in town for a few days There's a symposium on semantics - Manhattan 00:05 I'm in town for a few days There's a symposium on... I think that - Manhattan 00:16 I think that The pipes are rusty Look at this It's brown water - Manhattan 00:12 The pipes are rusty Look at this It's brown water I guess I should straighten my life out - Manhattan 00:16 I guess I should straighten my life out Isn't it beautiful out - Manhattan 00:20 Isn't it beautiful out Why can't we have frankfurters - Manhattan 00:06 Why can't we have frankfurters They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese - Manhattan 00:09 They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese I understand - Manhattan 00:16 I understand This is shaping up like a Noel Coward play - Manhattan 00:07 This is shaping up like a Noel Coward play Don't stare at me with those big eyes - Manhattan 00:10 Don't stare at me with those big eyes What are you thinking - Manhattan 00:16 What are you thinking I don't know - Manhattan 00:27 I don't know The steel cube was brilliant - Manhattan 00:14 The steel cube was brilliant I give the whole thing - Manhattan 00:14 I give the whole thing Forgot the coconut - Manhattan 00:10 Forgot the coconut Don't psychoanalyze me - Manhattan 00:23 Don't psychoanalyze me Let's do it some strange way you've always wanted to do - Manhattan 00:07 Let's do it some strange way you've always wanted... So what does your analyst say - Manhattan 00:08 So what does your analyst say This is so antiseptic - Manhattan 00:12 This is so antiseptic Corn beef should not be blue - Manhattan 00:05 Corn beef should not be blue I'm 42 and she's 17 - Manhattan 00:15 I'm 42 and she's 17 I didn't read the piece on China's faceless masses - Manhattan 00:09 I didn't read the piece on China's faceless masses But really biting satire is always better than physical force - Manhattan 00:08 But really biting satire is always better than physical... Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money - Manhattan 00:13 Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money Well my book is about decaying values It's about - Manhattan 00:19 Well my book is about decaying values It's about It's just gossip - Manhattan 00:05 It's just gossip Why did you get a divorce - Manhattan 00:19 Why did you get a divorce I'm honest - Manhattan 00:10 I'm honest Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey - Manhattan 00:21 Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey Well I'll be back in six months - Manhattan 00:31 Well I'll be back in six months You honestly think that I tried to run you over - Manhattan 00:15 You honestly think that I tried to run you over Let's fool around - Manhattan 00:16 Let's fool around They made some studies - Manhattan 00:18 They made some studies

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