"Manhattan Murder Mystery" quotes

Manhattan Murder Mystery poster
A middle-aged couple suspects foul play when their neighbor's wife suddenly drops dead.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, mystery
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $11,330,911
Released: 18 Aug 1993
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award4 nominations total

74 Clips

You don't know what s going on I'll never say life doesn't imitate art again - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
You don't know what s going on I'll never say life doesn't...
Remember that book you recommended Murder in Manhattan - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
Remember that book you recommended Murder in Manhattan
Look who's talking You kept staring at her like she was the Dragon Lady - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Look who's talking You kept staring at her like she was the...
I'm surprised you didn't drool yourselves to death - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
I'm surprised you didn't drool yourselves to death
Only he says he had his wife buried - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
Only he says he had his wife buried
She's a twin she's not a twin Now you're saying we're twins - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
She's a twin she's not a twin Now you're saying we're twins
May I introduce Gladys Dalton my gal Friday - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
May I introduce Gladys Dalton my gal Friday
If only Ted were with us - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:04
If only Ted were with us
You've gotten so stodgy in your old age - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:19
You've gotten so stodgy in your old age
You seem in a strange mood I'm probably a little drunk - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
You seem in a strange mood I'm probably a little drunk
What are you making a face for You think she's her type - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
What are you making a face for You think she's her type
Let s get out Something's strange here - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:12
Let s get out Something's strange here
I took the key and I let myself in - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
I took the key and I let myself in
What do you mean your case I don't wanna do this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:36
What do you mean your case I don't wanna do this
I can't do it My wife I have a thing I have to do - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
I can't do it My wife I have a thing I have to do
No Don't let my confidence fool you It s a fa ade Why do you ask - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
No Don't let my confidence fool you It s a fa ade Why do you...
You have all these skills and you're beautiful and you can write well - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
You have all these skills and you're beautiful and you can...
I know I know What about this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:10
I know I know What about this
He's a poor widower He wants to go on a vacation or something - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:16
He's a poor widower He wants to go on a vacation or...
These are my floating islands I hope you like meringue - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
These are my floating islands I hope you like meringue
He sees himself as Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
He sees himself as Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
I'm gonna be late for my shrink You've gotta go - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
I'm gonna be late for my shrink You've gotta go
I know I'm a bore I don't break the law I live within the Constitution - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
I know I'm a bore I don't break the law I live within the...
She wasn't on a diet This is a great way to kill somebody - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:22
She wasn't on a diet This is a great way to kill somebody
We'll do it You can't get through that - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:23
We'll do it You can't get through that
After but before the drama prize Drama prize I don't remember - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:17
After but before the drama prize Drama prize I don't...
Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman She's lurid - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
Now you can send him to the chair I like this woman She's...
This is just such a shock - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
This is just such a shock
A bus passed me and she was on it - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
A bus passed me and she was on it
What college does your son attend Brown - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
What college does your son attend Brown
Ashes Did you wash your hands He had her cremated - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:10
Ashes Did you wash your hands He had her cremated
Okay Sit down We're going to the theatre - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:36
Okay Sit down We're going to the theatre
What are you doing Hey what are you doing with matches - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:18
What are you doing Hey what are you doing with matches
Is this the most exciting thing that s ever happened to us - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:19
Is this the most exciting thing that s ever happened to us
This book makes Finnegan's Wak e look like airplane reading But it s long - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
This book makes Finnegan's Wak e look like airplane reading...
I've never seen a dead person before in my life - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
I've never seen a dead person before in my life
I want to celebrate What do you want to do - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:30
I want to celebrate What do you want to do
They got a mind like a steel sieve - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:04
They got a mind like a steel sieve
I was thinking of fixing Ted up with Helen Dubin - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:14
I was thinking of fixing Ted up with Helen Dubin
607 Very nice - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
607 Very nice
Nothing I'm her editor It s time to re evaluate our lives - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:10
Nothing I'm her editor It s time to re evaluate our lives
Couldn't you keep the conversation going longer - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:16
Couldn't you keep the conversation going longer
Oh God I keep hearing noises - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
Oh God I keep hearing noises
Come on move Move Adrenaline is leaking out of my ears - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Come on move Move Adrenaline is leaking out of my ears
My favorite thing is to look at cancelled postage - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
My favorite thing is to look at cancelled postage
This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a boring - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
This guy gets his jollies from licking stamps He's a boring
That s why we don't live in Duluth Plus I don't know where Duluth is - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
That s why we don't live in Duluth Plus I don't know where...
Oh Jesus You're white - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Oh Jesus You're white
Damn it Don't do this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Damn it Don't do this
Mine Are these yours - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:33
Mine Are these yours
My life is passing in front of my eyes The worst part is I'm driving a used car - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
My life is passing in front of my eyes The worst part is I'm...
I can't wait to get into bed - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:17
I can't wait to get into bed
What do I buy a woman with everything We already have twin cemetery plots - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:21
What do I buy a woman with everything We already have twin...
Yes Yes yes of course you woke us - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
Yes Yes yes of course you woke us
I'm a world renowned claustrophobic It s okay - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
I'm a world renowned claustrophobic It s okay
Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted
Maybe I'll go back to my shrink You don't have to see a shrink - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
Maybe I'll go back to my shrink You don't have to see a...
Exercising changed my life Just - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Exercising changed my life Just
I was asleep dreaming of round card girls - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
I was asleep dreaming of round card girls
I don't know why you're not fascinated with this - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:11
I don't know why you're not fascinated with this
You're saying you wanna provoke Mr House into trying to murder Larry and me - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:36
You're saying you wanna provoke Mr House into trying to...
Right Meanwhile I can't get The Flying Dutchman theme out of my mind - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
Right Meanwhile I can't get The Flying Dutchman theme out of...
I'm aiming at you lover Of course killing you is killing myself - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:13
I'm aiming at you lover Of course killing you is killing...
The super is a drunk - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:33
The super is a drunk
Is everything okay - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:37
Is everything okay
Is that what you do when I forbid you - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
Is that what you do when I forbid you
Larry What - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
Larry What
I am not jealous What are you - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:07
I am not jealous What are you
What has gotten into you Save a little craziness for menopause - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
What has gotten into you Save a little craziness for...
What are you making a face for Will you come on - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:05
What are you making a face for Will you come on
What are you making a face for You think she's her type - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:06
What are you making a face for You think she's her type
Your police identification card - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:20
Your police identification card
So that s where he hid her Claustrophobia and a dead body - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:09
So that s where he hid her Claustrophobia and a dead body
I can't listen to that much Wagner I start to get the urge to conquer Poland - Manhattan Murder Mystery 00:08
I can't listen to that much Wagner I start to get the urge...

Cast

Larry Lipton - Woody Allen
Carol Lipton - Diane Keaton
Paul House - Jerry Adler
Lillian House - Lynn Cohen
Marilyn - Joy Behar
Jack, the Super - William Addy
Neighbor - John Doumanian
Neighbor - Sylvia Kauders
EMS Doctor - Ira Wheeler
Ted - Alan Alda
Marcia Fox - Anjelica Huston
Helen Moss - Melanie Norris
Mrs. Dalton - Marge Redmond
Nick Lipton - Zach Braff
'21 Club' Staff - George J. Manos
'21 Club' Staff - Linda Taylor
Hotel Day Clerk - Aida Turturro
Policeman - John Costelloe
Policeman - Frank Pellegrino
Policemen - Philip Levy
Policeman - Wendell Pierce
Policeman - Steven Randazzo
Hotel Night Clerk - Yanni Sfinias
Hotel Maid - Gloria Irizarry
Lillian's Sister - Ruth Last
Theater Auditioner - Suzanne Raffaelli
Helicopter Pilot - Al Cerullo
Waiter - John D. Bair
Man on Sidewalk - David Boston
Harry - (21 Club Greeter) - Harry Lavin
Detective - Michael Luggio
Man in Restaurant - Vincent Pastore