Thank you so very much.

Woman:
[voice]
Are you ready for your call to your lawyer? Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Yes, thank you. [as the call is being placed, Lecktor jimmies open the telephone] Woman:
[voice]
Faltro, Christians and Gollub Law Offices. Can I help you? Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Oh, excuse me. I must have mis dialed. [Lecktor waits until there is a dial tone, then uses an aluminum strip on a stick of chewing gum to activate the dial beacon on the inside of the phone triggering a ringing send response] Male Operator:
[voice]
Thank you for using AT&T, this is Operator 24. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[as he re-assembles back the phone]
Operator, I don't have the use of my arms. Would you be so kind as to dial a number for me, please? Male Operator:
[voice]
Certainly. What's the number? Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
301-555-6624. [the phone now rings outbound] Secretary:
[voice]
University of Chicago Department of Psychology. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Dr. Sydney Bloom, please. Secretary:
[voice]
He's not in right now, but I'll connect you to his office. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
What's his secretary's name again? Secretary:
[voice]
Martha King. Just a moment, please. [the phone rings again] Secretary:
[voice]
Hello? Martha King's desk. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Hi? Martha? Secretary:
[voice]
No, Martha doesn't come in nights. I'm only a temp. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Maybe you can help me. This is Bob Greer of Blaine and Edwards Publishing Company. Dr. Bloom asked me to send a copy of 'The Psychiatrist and the Law' to someone, but Martha never sent me the address and phone number. Secretary:
[voice]
She'll be in in the morning. You can call her back then. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Well... uh, I have to catch a Federal Express plane in about five minutes. I'd be immensely appreciative if you could pull it out of the rolodex for me. Secretary:
[voice]
I don't see a rolodex. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
I'll bet she has a call caddie right next to her phone. Secretary:
[voice]
Yeah, I see it. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Well zip that little pointer right on down to the letter 'G'. Secretary:
[voice]
All right. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
The name I'm looking for, the last name is Graham. The man the book is supposed to be sent to. Mr. Will Graham. Secretary:
[voice]
It says he works for the Federal Bureau of Investigation 10th and Pennsylvania in Washington DC. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone]
Now, I'll bet it has his home address there too. Secretary:
[voice]
3680 De Soto Highway, Captiva, Florida. Dr. Hannibal Lecktor:
[into the phone; makes an evil smirk]
Thank you so very much. [hangs up]