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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
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James Webb
Year
2023
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comedy
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- Epstein! - Epstein. I've been to the island. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
- Epstein! - Epstein. I've been to the island.
You know, Ghislaine, she got 20 years. R. Kelly got 30, you know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You know, Ghislaine, she got 20 years. R. Kelly got 30, you ...
She's gotta be thinking, "Thank God I didn't pee on those kids." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She's gotta be thinking, "Thank God I didn't ...
- Hello? - Hey, Mark, it's Seinfeld. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
- Hello? - Hey, Mark, it's Seinfeld.
Ladies and gentlemen, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Ladies and gentlemen,
You know, they say two and a half million people die - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You know, they say two and a half million people die
Which is sad, but think about how many people it produces. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Which is sad, but think about how many people it produces.
I'm definitely gonna name my kids after the substance that got them conceived. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I'm definitely gonna name my kids after the substance t...
"This is my daughter, Tequila. This is my son, Jäger." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"This is my daughter, Tequila. This is my son, Jäger.&q...
You ever been so hungover, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You ever been so hungover,
Your body hurts, you're weak, you're shaking, you're popping pills. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Your body hurts, you're weak, you're shaking, you&...
Someone's like, "Where are your friends?" You're like, "I lost 'em all." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Someone's like, "Where are your friends?" You...
"We took him out last night. He shit himself." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
"We took him out last night. He shit himself."
Some old lady's like, "When's the pain gonna end?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Some old lady's like, "When's the pain gonna ...
My friend got drunk one night, blacked out, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My friend got drunk one night, blacked out,
I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effects." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effe...
When I was younger, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
When I was younger,
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around.
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumpster. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumps...
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're like, "Uh, paying a hooker." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're...
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa."
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent me to boarding school. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent m...
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa? What a pussy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa?...
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this whole eighth." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this wh...
I saw a blind guy - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I saw a blind guy
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?"...
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching him with his seeing-eye dog. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching...
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna steal that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna...
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse me, sir." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse...
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl.
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonight." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonig...
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?"
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right?
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you ...
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall,
"Gay guys took the rainbow." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Gay guys took the rainbow."
A better argument would be mentally challenged people - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
A better argument would be mentally challenged people
Special ed, special needs, Special Olympics. It's confusing now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Special ed, special needs, Special Olympics. It's confu...
I go to a restaurant, "Wanna hear the specials?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
I go to a restaurant, "Wanna hear the specials?"
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man and a woman." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man...
Who's got time to decipher someone's background - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who's got time to decipher someone's background
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican."
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as they're also shitting, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as t...
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss...
"Are biological women the same as trans women?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Are biological women the same as trans women?"
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi.&qu...
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people have no gender." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people...
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't see color." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't ...
"Trans Stories." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Trans Stories."
"We have a gay section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
"We have a gay section."
HBO's like, "We have a family section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
HBO's like, "We have a family section."
I mean-- - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I mean--
You're like, "Oh, call the police." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "Oh, call the police."
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!...
You're on top like, "Oh yeah." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
You're on top like, "Oh yeah."
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's skills than our actual looks. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's...
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole."
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns you on. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns yo...
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know what you like. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know wha...
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, "I like a man who listens." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, &q...
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What turns you on?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What t...
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I'm not cool. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I&#...
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch.&q...
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you do?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you ...
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosing. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosi...
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:34
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement.&quo...
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta get a photographer. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta ...
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to piss her off. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to p...
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private part. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private pa...
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like, "Hey, how are ya?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like...
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room backwards. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room ba...
The condition of both is very dependent on diet. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The condition of both is very dependent on diet.
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a burrito." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a bur...
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need more compliments." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need...
"Nice ass, baby!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:21
"Nice ass, baby!"
"What do you think about that?" I was like, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"What do you think about that?" I was like,
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car...
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like me." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like ...
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for the car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for...
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboard says, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboa...
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're the opposite of a car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're ...
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend's quiet, you're in deep shit. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend'...
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people sometimes, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people so...
Expensive to feed, always need new shoes, we slap you on the ass, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
Expensive to feed, always need new shoes, we slap you on the...
You can tell you're close with your lady when she starts farting around you. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You can tell you're close with your lady when she start...
You're at a party. "Who ripped one?" "Classic Claire." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
You're at a party. "Who ripped one?" "Cl...
We all pretend to be open-minded, but that shit's a bummer, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We all pretend to be open-minded, but that shit's a bum...
The other day, I was going down on her. She farted, I started crying. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The other day, I was going down on her. She farted, I starte...
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.

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Director: James Webb
Writer: Mark Normand
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Genre: comedy
Year: 2023
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Released: 25 Jul 2023
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