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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Any time a woman posts on Instagram, every girl's like,"Beautiful." "Stunning." "Sexy."...

Any time a woman posts on Instagram, every girl's like,
"Beautiful." "Stunning." "Sexy." Never seen a woman write, "Smart." Huh. Interesting

Full Transcript

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Any time a woman posts on Instagram,
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every girl's like, "Beautiful." "Stunning." "Sexy."
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Never seen a woman write, "Smart."
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Huh. Interesting.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:53
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as hell." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as he...
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit models, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit...
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Yeah, it's the one with Down's syndrome." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Y...
How about that, a Victoria's Secret model with Down's syndrome. That's exciting. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
How about that, a Victoria's Secret model with Down...
Good for her. I support. I'm on board. I'm a fan. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Good for her. I support. I'm on board. I'm a fan.
"Who got it?" "You don't wanna know." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Who got it?" "You don't wanna...
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her a Barbie. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her...
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing with Barbie." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing w...
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They're toys. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They...
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, guess I gotta cut off my nipples." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, g...
Barbie's like, "I told you so." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Barbie's like, "I told you so."
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive,
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over here, I don't care." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over h...
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought us board games. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought u...
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life?
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I got herpes." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I...
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people...
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW.
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway drug. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway...