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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Barbie's like, "I told you so." He's like, "Shut up,you fucking skank. I'll kill you"...

Barbie's like, "I told you so." He's like, "Shut up,
you fucking skank. I'll kill you" Nobody wants that

Full Transcript

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Barbie's like, "I told you so."
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He's like, "Shut up, you fucking skank. I'll kill you"
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Nobody wants that.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:59
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive,
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over here, I don't care." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over h...
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought us board games. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought u...
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life?
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I got herpes." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I...
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people...
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW.
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway drug. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway...
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug."
"Damn, I need a bowl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
"Damn, I need a bowl."
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know.
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe,
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, rig...
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters.
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you kno...
You got a paranoid leprechaun - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You got a paranoid leprechaun
"They're great, yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
"They're great, yeah!"
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark.
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's entitled to their opinion. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's e...