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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Getting a lap dance,they're like, "Yeah, bitch." Or whatever. I don't know

Getting a lap dance,
they're like, "Yeah, bitch." Or whatever. I don't know

Full Transcript

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Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch."
00:00:03.294 --> 00:00:04.712
Or whatever. I don't know.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:23
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you do?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you ...
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosing. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosi...
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:34
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement.&quo...
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta get a photographer. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta ...
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to piss her off. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to p...
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private part. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private pa...
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like, "Hey, how are ya?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like...
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room backwards. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room ba...
The condition of both is very dependent on diet. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The condition of both is very dependent on diet.
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a burrito." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a bur...
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need more compliments." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need...
"Nice ass, baby!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:21
"Nice ass, baby!"
"What do you think about that?" I was like, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"What do you think about that?" I was like,
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car...
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like me." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like ...
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for the car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for...
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboard says, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboa...
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're the opposite of a car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're ...
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend's quiet, you're in deep shit. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend'...
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people sometimes, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people so...