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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

HBO's like, "We have a family section." Porn's like, "We got thatand stepfamily. Come on."...

HBO's like, "We have a family section." Porn's like, "We got that
and stepfamily. Come on." But Chicago, gotta be said,
beautiful women in this town

Full Transcript

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HBO's like, "We have a family section."
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Porn's like, "We got that and stepfamily. Come on."
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But Chicago, gotta be said, beautiful women in this town.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:22
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
I mean-- - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I mean--
You're like, "Oh, call the police." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "Oh, call the police."
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!...
You're on top like, "Oh yeah." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
You're on top like, "Oh yeah."
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's skills than our actual looks. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's...
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole."
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns you on. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns yo...
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know what you like. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know wha...
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, "I like a man who listens." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, &q...
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What turns you on?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What t...
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I'm not cool. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I&#...
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch.&q...
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you do?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you ...
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosing. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosi...
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:34
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement.&quo...
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta get a photographer. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta ...
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to piss her off. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to p...
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private part. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private pa...
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like, "Hey, how are ya?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like...