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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

He's like, "I just got here." What a great position to be in

He's like, "I just got here." What a great position to be in

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He's like, "I just got here."
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What a great position to be in.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:29
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Immigrants tend to appreciate America more than most Americans. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Immigrants tend to appreciate America more than most America...
And I'm like, "Where the fuck's my Uber Eats?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
And I'm like, "Where the fuck's my Uber Eats?...
You come to America, you make it big, you make a couple of bucks, you get rich. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You come to America, you make it big, you make a couple of b...
Feels like we hate rich people. Isn't that weird? See that online a lot. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Feels like we hate rich people. Isn't that weird? See t...
"Fuck the rich, kill the rich, eat the rich." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Fuck the rich, kill the rich, eat the rich."
"Look at that old bastard. Probably shit his pants." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"Look at that old bastard. Probably shit his pants.&quo...
We all go to 7-Eleven, "Gimme that scratch-off." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
We all go to 7-Eleven, "Gimme that scratch-off."
"Rich prick. Come on, big money." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:23
"Rich prick. Come on, big money."
Rich guy's like, "My beach house burned down in Malibu." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Rich guy's like, "My beach house burned down in Ma...
"Teachers are heroes." Some are heroes, some fuck their students. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
"Teachers are heroes." Some are heroes, some fuck ...
And that student is a hero. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And that student is a hero.
You can't make those jokes anymore, and we seem more tense than ever. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You can't make those jokes anymore, and we seem more te...
They'd be like, "Mark, you can't dance." I was like, "Well, you can't swim. Ah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
They'd be like, "Mark, you can't...
Then some stiff white guy, "You can't say that." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Then some stiff white guy, "You can't say that.&qu...
You walk in on me choking my wife. "Call the police." No, she loves that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You walk in on me choking my wife. "Call the police.&qu...
We're just so obsessed with race now, it's always on my mind. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We're just so obsessed with race now, it's always ...
On the phone with my insurance agent. "What color's your car?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
On the phone with my insurance agent. "What color'...
But sometimes we get so progressive these days - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But sometimes we get so progressive these days
I used to just have my friend. Now I'm very aware he's my Black friend. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I used to just have my friend. Now I'm very aware he�...
"You're always banging your girlfriend. You're like a sex slave." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"You're always banging your girlfriend. You'r...