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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

He's like, "You don't get it.I got side effects." "I got suicidal thoughts,insomnia,...

He's like, "You don't get it.
I got side effects." "I got suicidal thoughts,
insomnia, depression." I was like, "Shit, maybe I have herpes."

Full Transcript

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He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effects."
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"I got suicidal thoughts, insomnia, depression."
00:00:05.671 --> 00:00:07.632
I was like, "Shit, maybe I have herpes."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:06
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
When I was younger, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
When I was younger,
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around.
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumpster. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumps...
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're like, "Uh, paying a hooker." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're...
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa."
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent me to boarding school. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent m...
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa? What a pussy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa?...
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this whole eighth." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this wh...
I saw a blind guy - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I saw a blind guy
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?"...
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching him with his seeing-eye dog. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching...
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna steal that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna...
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse me, sir." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse...
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl.
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonight." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonig...
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?"
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right?
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you ...
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall,
"Gay guys took the rainbow." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Gay guys took the rainbow."