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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

I go to a restaurant,"Wanna hear the specials?" I'm like, "What the fuckyou guys cooking?"...

I go to a restaurant,
"Wanna hear the specials?" I'm like, "What the fuck
you guys cooking?" "What the hell's going on
in that kitchen, huh?" Whatever it is, I'm sure it's slow-cooked

Full Transcript

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I go to a restaurant, "Wanna hear the specials?"
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I'm like, "What the fuck you guys cooking?"
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"What the hell's going on in that kitchen, huh?"
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Whatever it is, I'm sure it's slow-cooked.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:35
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man and a woman." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man...
Who's got time to decipher someone's background - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who's got time to decipher someone's background
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican."
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as they're also shitting, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as t...
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss...
"Are biological women the same as trans women?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Are biological women the same as trans women?"
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi.&qu...
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people have no gender." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people...
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't see color." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't ...
"Trans Stories." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Trans Stories."
"We have a gay section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
"We have a gay section."
HBO's like, "We have a family section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
HBO's like, "We have a family section."
I mean-- - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I mean--
You're like, "Oh, call the police." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "Oh, call the police."
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I think a female strip club should be a guy coming out naked
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!...
You're on top like, "Oh yeah." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
You're on top like, "Oh yeah."
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's skills than our actual looks. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's...
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole."
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns you on. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns yo...