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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

I told a joke, this guy got pissed.He goes, "Apologize for that joke." I'm like,...

I told a joke, this guy got pissed.
He goes, "Apologize for that joke." I'm like, "Sorry?"
He goes, "You didn't mean that." I'm like, "I didn't mean the joke either,
you queef." "What are we doing here?" But, you know, maybe it's me

Full Transcript

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I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize for that joke."
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I'm like, "Sorry?" He goes, "You didn't mean that."
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I'm like, "I didn't mean the joke either, you queef."
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"What are we doing here?"
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But, you know, maybe it's me.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
86
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:33
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know.
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not gay." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:22
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not g...
She was like, "I should be honest." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
She was like, "I should be honest."
Went back to her place. Fooling around, naked, giggling. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Went back to her place. Fooling around, naked, giggling.
She goes, "Your Tinder pic, you look like a serial killer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She goes, "Your Tinder pic, you look like a serial kill...
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I thought you looked easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I ...
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy."
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look fun." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look ...
That's when I realized you can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's when I realized you can't say what someone ...
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't ...
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's just mean. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's ...
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you doing, you retard?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you d...
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks ea...
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'm here. What are you talking about?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'...
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promiscuous. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promi...
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American times. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American ...
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a volcano. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a ...
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation.
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta sacrifice a virgin." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:25
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta ...
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones.