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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes doesn't mean we have tolive out the commercial."

I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes doesn't mean we have to
live out the commercial."

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I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes
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doesn't mean we have to live out the commercial."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:58
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effects." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effe...
When I was younger, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
When I was younger,
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around.
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumpster. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumps...
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're like, "Uh, paying a hooker." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're...
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa."
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent me to boarding school. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent m...
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa? What a pussy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa?...
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this whole eighth." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this wh...
I saw a blind guy - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I saw a blind guy
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I stepped in. "Whoa, buddy, can I give you a hand?"...
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching him with his seeing-eye dog. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was fascinated with this mean blind guy. I'm watching...
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna steal that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
This might be the best life hack of all time. I'm gonna...
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse me, sir." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
My dog takes a crap, some guy's like, "'Scuse...
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. My gay roommate was great. He was always on the prowl.
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonight." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
But a gay guy's like, "Man, I want some dick tonig...
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?"
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right?
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you ...
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall,