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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"It's on me." We had to see 12 Years A Slavein Harlem in the theater

"It's on me." We had to see 12 Years A Slave
in Harlem in the theater

Full Transcript

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"It's on me."
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We had to see 12 Years A Slave in Harlem in the theater.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:14
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
My friend's like, "What's your problem?" "I want to leave, but I can't." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
My friend's like, "What's your...
He's like, "We did 400 years. You can do two hours." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
He's like, "We did 400 years. You can do two hours...
Can't have a Jewish mermaid, 'cause you guys can't fuck with shellfish. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Can't have a Jewish mermaid, 'cause you guys can&#...
Gonna be awkward when he goes, "Rapunzel, let down your hair." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Gonna be awkward when he goes, "Rapunzel, let down your...
Driver's like, "We're full, buddy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
Driver's like, "We're full, buddy."
But sometimes you should treat groups differently, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
But sometimes you should treat groups differently, you know?
If my white friend's getting wild, "Dude, you're crazy. You're an animal." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If my white friend's getting wild, "Dude, you'...
We're all like, "It's a public space. It's rude. Get the hell out of here." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
We're all like, "It's a public space. It'...
He starts playing his music really loud. We're all like, "Good tunes, brother." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
He starts playing his music really loud. We're all like...
At a restaurant, a Black guy's like, "I got you." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
At a restaurant, a Black guy's like, "I got you.&q...
I pitched this great sitcom about the 9/11 terrorists, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I pitched this great sitcom about the 9/11 terrorists,
People are getting sensitive. My buddy is a vegan. Holy shit. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
People are getting sensitive. My buddy is a vegan. Holy shit...
I'm walking on eggshells around him. He really hates that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'm walking on eggshells around him. He really hates th...
Looks like meat, tastes like meat, feels like meat, but it's not meat. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Looks like meat, tastes like meat, feels like meat, but it&#...
They always have funny names, like The Manhole or The Back Door. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
They always have funny names, like The Manhole or The Back D...
Where's all the fun lesbian bars? Where's Clitz, with a z? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Where's all the fun lesbian bars? Where's Clitz, w...
Clitz. Perfect name for a lesbian bar, 'cause no guy could find it. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Clitz. Perfect name for a lesbian bar, 'cause no guy co...
All right. Yeah. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
All right. Yeah.
But, hey, it's good you guys are out now, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
But, hey, it's good you guys are out now,
The news is more twisted than ever. Saw a news headline the other day. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The news is more twisted than ever. Saw a news headline the ...