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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

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Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Hart!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Kevin Hart!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:28
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
You know, they say two and a half million people die - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You know, they say two and a half million people die
Which is sad, but think about how many people it produces. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Which is sad, but think about how many people it produces.
I'm definitely gonna name my kids after the substance that got them conceived. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I'm definitely gonna name my kids after the substance t...
"This is my daughter, Tequila. This is my son, Jäger." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"This is my daughter, Tequila. This is my son, Jäger.&q...
You ever been so hungover, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You ever been so hungover,
Your body hurts, you're weak, you're shaking, you're popping pills. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Your body hurts, you're weak, you're shaking, you&...
Someone's like, "Where are your friends?" You're like, "I lost 'em all." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Someone's like, "Where are your friends?" You...
"We took him out last night. He shit himself." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
"We took him out last night. He shit himself."
Some old lady's like, "When's the pain gonna end?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Some old lady's like, "When's the pain gonna ...
My friend got drunk one night, blacked out, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My friend got drunk one night, blacked out,
I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I'm like, "Just 'cause you have herpes
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effects." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
He's like, "You don't get it. I got side effe...
When I was younger, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
When I was younger,
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now weed got its medical degree and turned its life around.
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumpster. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You wanna smoke a cigarette now, you gotta go behind a dumps...
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're like, "Uh, paying a hooker." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
People are like, "What are you doing?" You're...
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Hey, I have anxiety. Whoa."
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent me to boarding school. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
If my mom had caught me smoking weed, she'd have sent m...
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa? What a pussy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Now your mom finds your weed, she's like, "Sativa?...
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this whole eighth." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
"We found a roach in your room. You gotta smoke this wh...