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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Like, you're allowed toannounce your standards in public

Like, you're allowed to
announce your standards in public

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Like, you're allowed to announce your standards in public.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:58
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
I was hanging out with some friends. We're drinking. Talking about our type. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was hanging out with some friends. We're drinking. Ta...
My gay friend was like, "I like muscles on a man." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My gay friend was like, "I like muscles on a man."
My lady friend, "I like a tall guy." Yeah, women like tall guys. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
My lady friend, "I like a tall guy." Yeah, women l...
"What do you like, Mark?" "Skinny girls with big tits." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:21
"What do you like, Mark?" "Skinny girls with ...
She's like, "It's messed up you won't sleep with certain women." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
She's like, "It's messed up you won't sl...
Ladies, where are we at on objectifying women? Is that bad? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Ladies, where are we at on objectifying women? Is that bad?
It's tough. Some women say, "Don't ever objectify a woman." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
It's tough. Some women say, "Don't ever objec...
Any time a woman posts on Instagram, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
Any time a woman posts on Instagram,
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as hell." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as he...
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit models, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit...
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Yeah, it's the one with Down's syndrome." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Y...
How about that, a Victoria's Secret model with Down's syndrome. That's exciting. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
How about that, a Victoria's Secret model with Down...
Good for her. I support. I'm on board. I'm a fan. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Good for her. I support. I'm on board. I'm a fan.
"Who got it?" "You don't wanna know." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Who got it?" "You don't wanna...
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her a Barbie. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her...
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing with Barbie." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing w...
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They're toys. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They...
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, guess I gotta cut off my nipples." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, g...
Barbie's like, "I told you so." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Barbie's like, "I told you so."
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive,