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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"Man attacks multiple people on trains." Jeez, I'm about to get on an Amtrak

"Man attacks multiple people on trains." Jeez, I'm about to get on an Amtrak

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"Man attacks multiple people on trains."
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Jeez, I'm about to get on an Amtrak.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:52
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people.&q...
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news chan...
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionated weather? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionat...
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the left-wing weather. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the...
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an abortion." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:28
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an a...
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be more informative. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be ...
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of storming the Capitol." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:24
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of ...
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking exhausting. Yeah. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking e...
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies.
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they do anything. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they ...
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial hiccup." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial h...
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he's a person of size." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he�...
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused."
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not racist, I'm ethnically choosy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not ...
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body minimizer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body...
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic.
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mess. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mes...
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard for me too." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard f...
Another reason women are better than men, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Another reason women are better than men,
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been two. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been ...