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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"No, I'm just saying,you know, you're whipped." Ah, damn

"No, I'm just saying,
you know, you're whipped." Ah, damn

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"No, I'm just saying, you know, you're whipped."
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Ah, damn.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:48
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
"No, I mean, you know, I just wanna hang." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"No, I mean, you know, I just wanna hang."
Just joking, Jews. Thanks for coming out. Love the tribe. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Just joking, Jews. Thanks for coming out. Love the tribe.
My Jewish friends and my Black friends butt heads a lot over who had it worse. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My Jewish friends and my Black friends butt heads a lot over...
My Black friend had to be like, "We've got stuff in common." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
My Black friend had to be like, "We've got stuff i...
Go to the Holocaust Museum, there's a big pile of... You get it. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Go to the Holocaust Museum, there's a big pile of... Yo...
Big fan of the Jews. I hate to see the anti-Semitism bubbling up these days. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Big fan of the Jews. I hate to see the anti-Semitism bubblin...
I heard one guy go, "These Jews are acting like babies." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I heard one guy go, "These Jews are acting like babies....
Baby's uncomfortable, squirming. I look at my friend, he's like, "My back." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Baby's uncomfortable, squirming. I look at my friend, h...
But, you know, I make jokes, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
But, you know, I make jokes,
An awkward moment for a white guy - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
An awkward moment for a white guy
Hanging out with two Black guys. "We should see a movie." "Hell, yeah." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Hanging out with two Black guys. "We should see a movie...
"It's on me." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"It's on me."
My friend's like, "What's your problem?" "I want to leave, but I can't." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
My friend's like, "What's your...
He's like, "We did 400 years. You can do two hours." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
He's like, "We did 400 years. You can do two hours...
Can't have a Jewish mermaid, 'cause you guys can't fuck with shellfish. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Can't have a Jewish mermaid, 'cause you guys can&#...
Gonna be awkward when he goes, "Rapunzel, let down your hair." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Gonna be awkward when he goes, "Rapunzel, let down your...
Driver's like, "We're full, buddy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
Driver's like, "We're full, buddy."
But sometimes you should treat groups differently, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
But sometimes you should treat groups differently, you know?
If my white friend's getting wild, "Dude, you're crazy. You're an animal." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If my white friend's getting wild, "Dude, you'...
We're all like, "It's a public space. It's rude. Get the hell out of here." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
We're all like, "It's a public space. It'...