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People make it their whole personality. It's fricking exhausting. Yeah
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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

People make it their whole personality.It's fricking exhausting. Yeah

People make it their whole personality.
It's fricking exhausting. Yeah

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People make it their whole personality. It's fricking exhausting. Yeah.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:41
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies.
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they do anything. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they ...
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial hiccup." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial h...
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he's a person of size." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he�...
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused."
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not racist, I'm ethnically choosy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not ...
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body minimizer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body...
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic.
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mess. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mes...
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard for me too." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard f...
Another reason women are better than men, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Another reason women are better than men,
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been two. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been ...
But I think if a high-school kid buys a semiautomatic weapon, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
But I think if a high-school kid buys a semiautomatic weapon...
He holds up the gun, "If anyone has any objections, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
He holds up the gun, "If anyone has any objections,
"I'm his uncle. I don't think he should have that gun 'cause he was molested." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
"I'm his uncle. I don't think he should have ...
They need to get laid, but it's harder to get laid than it is to buy a gun. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They need to get laid, but it's harder to get laid than...
You can buy a gun at Walmart. You don't wanna fuck anybody at Walmart. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You can buy a gun at Walmart. You don't wanna fuck anyb...
Some angry kid comes in, "I need an AR-15." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Some angry kid comes in, "I need an AR-15."
Yeah. Then some kid has sex with her, goes back to school, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Yeah. Then some kid has sex with her, goes back to school,
Have a good night. Comedy! Thank you. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Have a good night. Comedy! Thank you.