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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?""I got herpes." "It says you sent a tweet ten years...

"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?"
"I got herpes." "It says you sent a tweet ten years ago
that came back to haunt you." "You're fired." "Man, life sucks." Hate a board game.
Remember Clue? I hated Clue

Full Transcript

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"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I got herpes."
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"It says you sent a tweet ten years ago that came back to haunt you."
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"You're fired."
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"Man, life sucks."
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Hate a board game. Remember Clue? I hated Clue.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:59
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people...
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW.
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway drug. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway...
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug."
"Damn, I need a bowl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
"Damn, I need a bowl."
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know.
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe,
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, rig...
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters.
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you kno...
You got a paranoid leprechaun - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You got a paranoid leprechaun
"They're great, yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
"They're great, yeah!"
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark.
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's entitled to their opinion. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's e...
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though,
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people here like, "Zingers, ugh." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people h...
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize for that joke." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize...
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know.
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not gay." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:22
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not g...