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Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick
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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Professor Plum in the studywith the candlestick

Professor Plum in the study
with the candlestick

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Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
Duration
5 seconds
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21
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:17
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people...
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW.
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway drug. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway...
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug."
"Damn, I need a bowl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
"Damn, I need a bowl."
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know.
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe,
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, rig...
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters.
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Every cereal mascot looks like a cracked-out addict, you kno...
You got a paranoid leprechaun - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You got a paranoid leprechaun
"They're great, yeah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
"They're great, yeah!"
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark.
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's entitled to their opinion. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's e...
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though,
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people here like, "Zingers, ugh." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people h...
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize for that joke." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize...
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know.
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not gay." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:22
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not g...
She was like, "I should be honest." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
She was like, "I should be honest."