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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

She goes, "Your Tinder pic,you look like a serial killer." I was like, "Damn, that's not...

She goes, "Your Tinder pic,
you look like a serial killer." I was like, "Damn, that's not good."
Took the wind out of my sails

Full Transcript

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She goes, "Your Tinder pic, you look like a serial killer."
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I was like, "Damn, that's not good." Took the wind out of my sails.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:44
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I thought you looked easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I ...
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy."
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look fun." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look ...
That's when I realized you can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's when I realized you can't say what someone ...
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't ...
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's just mean. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's ...
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you doing, you retard?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you d...
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks ea...
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'm here. What are you talking about?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'...
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promiscuous. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promi...
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American times. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American ...
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a volcano. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a ...
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation.
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta sacrifice a virgin." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:25
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta ...
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones.
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going,
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-shame yourselves. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-s...
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go...
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do you mean?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do yo...
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this clam?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this...